Corrupt a wish

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, there are no FIRST AIDS KITS and every soldier dies D: viva canada and the pope bless SCP

I wish to understand japanese .3.

(but seriously, anyone knows of any japanese course or something)

[(Phantom) Thief]

Granted but number of characters and visual references within each Kanji destroy your imagination. Here:(Remembering the Kanji 1-3, I dislike the content but damn it, its working for me.)

I wish to be a calmer individual...

[nuhkuhl]

((@AZURE-KITE: If you're just learning Hiragana and Katakana, I recommend picking up the book 'Kana Pict-o-graphix' by Michael Rowley...mnemonics are amazing. And to practice your kana, this is a simple but effective site: realkana.com))

Granted, but although you've become calmer, you've also grown taller...so tall, that you tend to hit your head a lot.

I wish for a new basketball.

[(Phantom) Thief]

Granted there are no flaws. The ball as good as new and well kept as can be. It all seems to good to be true. So good in fact that you throw the ball away imaging some great horror to come upon you for possessing it. (Bleh wasn't as funny as it was in my head).

I wish to hear a joke.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted "A joke~"

I wish for cereal

[nuhkuhl]

Granted but for some reason I read 'cereal' ' as 'Ariel' so you get a mermaid instead.

I wish for cosmic powers.

[TheSorrow]

Granted, you're now able to do this sweet-looking attack!!! :D

Though since you're not a Pokemon your stats don't rise, and it just gives you painful blisters all over your skin :C

I wish for Yami Yugi's awesome Yugioh powers to always draw the card i need and being able to know what card it is before i even draw it ಠ3ಠ

[Kite]

Granted, you have the amazing powers.
But your banned from all official games. Plus nobody will play with you.

I wish that I had a easy way to talk to people easy without nerves.

[GamerKale]

Sometimes, I honestly believe I have that power from Yu-Gi-Oh, at least the drawing what I need part. Incidentally, my friends don't like to play against me after I've played a game once or otherwise learned the rules, especially if it's card based.

Granted, you can talk to people extremely easily now, but you swiftly discover that you cannot stop talking.

I wish Atoli became the Lost One and Alkaid stayed available as a party member instead.

[(Phantom) Thief]

...Grant however such events modified the timeline of the game. Haseo's affection for Atoli quadruples. Innis is lost. Ovan is unable to save his sister, In addition of the because of the rising AIDA incident Kuzumi makes an appearance and Immortal Dusk is moved into action 3 years ahead of schedule. As a result the series becomes unbeatable and Ryu walks away from the game.

I wish the same as the preceding user. (No seriously I do this could be fun >.<)

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted! The Innis factor moved to Tabby! Tabby becomes the Mirage of Deceit and Haseo loves her instead for all of eternity?

I wish I knew what the PS4 looked like...

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, but after that you explode. Wowzerz!

I wish Haseo{ToD} would use colors less... headachers?

[(Phantom) Thief]

Granted. He uses the largest font size available instead.

I wish for a magic lamp to make more wishes.

[TheSorrow]

Granted, but the only wish it can grant you is "Punch yourself over and over endlessly". And you're forced to wish for it D:

I wish people would stop quitting online duels in this Yugioh 5Ds PS3 game >:C

[(Phantom) Thief]

Granted the next 20 opponents have hacked the game and have decided to use a Necro Exodia Deck.

Hnm I wish for my own Deus Ex Machina.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Urge to post in big font....

Granted, your Deus Ex Machina involved an Alien showing up to save your skin. That Alien is then brutally tortured post-plot before your very eyes. I hope you enjoyed your little game >=(

I wish that you'd appreciate my colors... T.T

[TheSorrow]

Granted, he and everyone else appreciates your text colors and read your posts all the time. But then they go blind because SERIOUSLY DUDE WHY YOU HAVE TO PICK THE BRIGHEST AND MOST EYE-SORE COLORS THERE ARE!? DDD8

I wish for a .Hack//G.U. game where ALL the skills are avaliable, such like Blood Strike/Lick/Craze and Nightfall Wind :3

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, however Rengeki's have this cool thing where they flash bright colors for no reason and you have en epileptic seizure.

I wish to not have epilepsy.

[AZURE-KITE]

Ok you're calming down on colors =3= . . .

Granted, you don't have epilepsy. Instead you are paralyzed on a wheelchair moving and speaking through a machine because of a rare illness that could be cured with convulsions, now your brain is constantly degenerating and you are as intelligent as a chimpancee *chimpancee sounds on the background*

I wish . . . To have . . . A PSVITA!!!! TT-TT me wants one . . .

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, the Vita doesn't have wireless access.

I wish I was more efficient when it came to work.