Corrupt a wish

[(Phantom) Thief]

Damn I'm gonna regret this but I saw this at another forum. It might have been here as well but nothing appeared on the search. Okay here's the spin and you know the game one person makes a wish and the person below grants it but with a catch.

I wish to become an amazing voice actor and work for games companies over the entire world.

[_Tri-edge_]

Yes. It was here as well awhile ago, but it eventually died off and nobody revived it, until now that is.

Granted, though you're superior voice acting has caused many companies to crave for your talent, and all of your personal free time has been virtually erased.

I wish I had a watch that could control the very aspects of time, that was waterproof and only worked under my control.

[Kaori]

until you start getting power hungry end up destroying yourself, I wish for a larger bosom.

[_Tri-edge_]

Granted, but many men will pay more attention to your newly aquired boobs than yourself.

I wish there was a way to manipulate energy to the extent of how it's done in anime.

[Kaori]

Granted but you will become a cliched anime character in a power ranger-esque anime!

[Ratsu]

I wish for a ham sandwich!

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but i eat your sandwich
i wish for justin bieber to suicide

[KiteXX]

Granted but you end up taking his place as one of the worst singers in history.

i wish i had a magical rainbow unicorn that could make it rain puppies

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but the puppies end up fleeing from you i wish michael jackson to live again

[KiteXX]

granted, but your the kid he sleeps with

I wish i had a better 360

[TheEnigma]

Granted, instead you get a PS3.

I wish nobody revived this archaic topic of lore.
(And yes I know its a "new topic")

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, NobodyKnows revives the topic.

I wish all singers who auto tune their voice burned to death at the same time, and all auto tuning was destroyed.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted. But you burn with all of'em. i wish to have my New PSP with the game Dot.Hack//Link

[KiteXX]

Granted. But you burn with all of'em

thats what he was asking for....

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted. But you burn with all of'em

thats what he was asking for....

-.-'' i said HE WILL burn WITH THEM

[TheEnigma]

Granted. But you burn with all of'em. i wish to have my New PSP with the game Dot.Hack//Link

Granted but I kick your ass and take it from you.

I wish that people would stop saying that Will Ferrel is funny when he obviously isn't.

[KiteXX]

granted, instead he becomes funny

i wish my dog would grow wings

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted but your dog fly you catch him but in the sky you fall and you die
i wish to recover my psp and my hack//link game from the enigma

[Erranty]

Granted, but its cover+filled with futa juice.

I wish there was a "Corrupt a Wish" Foundation that constantly foiled the "Make a Wish" Foundation's plans.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted but i explode those fundation for being complicated
i wish to have a PSP and a Dot.Hack//Link game that it can't be broked or stealed, both the game and the consolle