Corrupt a wish

[nuhkuhl]

Granted, but the immunity you have has caused you to morph into a poisonous bug yourself...and you become subject to being preyed upon by larger, nonpoisonous insects. "Heeeeelp meeee.....heeeeeelp meeeeee."

I wish to be the 1000 post in this topic...OH SNAP, JUST GRANTED MY OWN WISH. And suddenly, the universe imploded on itself.
No but seriously, I wish for money and babes.

[GamerKale]

Granted, but whilst you were distracted by all the money and the babes you made an extremely simple mistake and are instead the one-thousandth reply to this topic and thus the one-thousandth-and-first post in this topic.

I wish to see the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

[AZURE-KITE]

But then the universe reminded your post was the 1001...

Granted, you get 1 dollar and have tons of babies

i wish for TheEnigma to come back. i miss him

EDIT: owiee... sorry. granted Kale

you meet a marshmallow man, but i eat him and you're next!

[nuhkuhl]

(Oh....oh. Suddenly victory tastes less sweet.)

Granted but it was just TheEnigma's evil twin...who actually turns out to be a riot at parties.

I wish I hadn't accidentally stepped on a frog all those years back...

[(Phantom) Thief]

Granted you but as it turns out said frog is an experimental Pokemon. It later evolves and attacks you for scaring it. You have no poke balls to defend yourself.

I wish for the eternal Deus Ex Machina that characters' perform in anime and stories.

[SCP-173]

Granted. But since I don't know what the hell your are talking about the wish is crushed

[shugo_lover]

Error: No wish listed.

I wish for a better paint brush.

[SCP-173]

Granted but the brush is invisible.

I wish for an un corruptable wish.

[(Phantom) Thief]

Granted someone else's wish corrupts your doings instead.

I wish for the greatest power and strength.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, but due to the extreme flow of strength and power your body starts overflowing from the inside and starts ripping off and you suffer for years-- then you die immobilized in a bed(kinda like Zerati) and everyone hates you for being so big and strong

I wish to play Elgard with someone else from the forums

but seriously. off topic; anyone wanna play elgard with me?

[GamerKale]

Granted, you are now playing Elgard with someone from the forums and even having a good time, eventually you get selected to take part in the Eldard 2 Beta only to discover too late that you were playing with a bot that became sentient and the Beta was a ruse to get you to let it take control of your body. You are now trapped inside the Elgard servers and get to play Elgard all of the time.

I wish to be a wizard with a big pointy hat and white beard.

[(Phantom) Thief]

*_* Granted you are now Dumbledore. Quickly now Voldemort is coming. (I'd have given you Gandalf but that's not a corruption its awesomeness)

Hmm. I wish for a nice bowl of pasta.

[nuhkuhl]

Granted but while the bowl is nice, the pasta is terrible.

I wish to believe.

[SCP-173]

Granted but you believe in being a lesbian.

I wish for a desert eagle handgun

[(Phantom) Thief]

Granted however you can no longer purchase bullets for the weapon.

I wish AI development was 7000 years ahead of what it is now.

[SCP-173]

Granted but you are enslaved by the AIs.

I wish for a catgirl companion >:D.

[AZURE-KITE]

GRANTED, but it's a TRAP

I wish to have one opportunity to ban one user :'D

[SCP-173]

Granted but somone chosses for you

I wish that everyone on these forums was rich. (I'm being generous)

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, but you're poor D:

I. WISH. FOR. DIGITAL. COOKIES.

And my caps lock button getting fixed xD

[SCP-173]

Granted but your cookies break your computer.

I wish for there to be no AIDS.