Corrupt a wish

[nobodyknows]

granted, but they only get out in Argentina and Argentina becomes a War Territory, you try to go there and you die X_X
I wish TheSorrow to be connected

Granted, but I didn't understand what you were asking, so I actually away without granting anything.

I wish that a certain person would calm down and stop being such a troll.

[CrestAkray]

Granted, but he becomes a moderator of the bbs, and you get sad.

I wish for Persona 5 to come out in 2011

[TheSorrow]

Granted, but it only gets released in Japan and, for disastrous reasons, it never gets localized by any company and it's impossible to import.

I wish to see a battle between Ezio Auditore and Machete

[_Tri-edge_]

Granted, they engage in a staring contest of epic proportions, leading in to one of the greatest staring contest battles in all of history.

I wish I were secretly immuned to all diseases, known and unknown.

[Azure Flame Knight]

granted but everyone else quickly catches every known and uncurable disease and they all die. so you are now totally alone in the world.

I wish to have superman's powers but none of the weaknesses.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, but now you are constantly asked to save kittens from trees.

I wish for everything!

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, you have everything including the most dangerous diseases and you die =D
i wish to be alone

[_Tri-edge_]

You already are, here at least.

I wish for a 2010 Mclaren MP4-12C in my driveway right now.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, but i moved your driveway to the polar ice caps.

I wish for the most awesome thing ever.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, however, you're incarcerated for enslaving me.

I wish IMAX wasn't so damn expensive!

[CrestAkray]

Granted, but IMAX ceases to exist.

I wish for the persona Black Frost =D

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, but he turns out to be gay and watches you in the shower.

I wish that i created Google.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, but it's not as popular as Google really is.

I wish for nothing.

[_Tri-edge_]

Unable to grant, since "nothing" is actually "something".

I wish Justin Beiber was from Japan.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted but i give you something
I wish to be Loki the God of Chaos

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, you are a myth.

I wish to be a legend!

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, you are known as the legendary Pink Power Ranger.

i wish to be Everyone and everything.

[Kaori]

granted but you split apart, I wish I didnt have to sleep next to my brother in the same bed everytime he visits.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, now you sleep in the roof, happy dreams in the rain
I wish to be millionaire

[Azure Flame Knight]

granted but i steal the money and spend it all on getting .hack//LINK localized.

I wish to have an english version of .hack//LINK in my hands right now!