Corrupt a wish

[AZURE-KITE]

granted, but i eat the pie and you only have the banana
i wish that all the players understand that i spam and make trolling by accident because i have much thing in mind((family problems, school, city problems, school, school problems(they are different, im in a club that i have to heal students, i only do it because i want to win more points) and finally shooll))

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, but in turn you realize that everyone else has a life as well.

I wish she was my cherry pie.

[Erranty]

Granted, but you leave her out too long and she gets moldy.

I wish the government were better regulated against lobbyists.

[TheSorrow]

Granted, but the goverment becomes replaced by the spongebob squarepants' anchovies. At least they aren't lobbyists.

I wish to be the #1 in the PSN Mexico ranking, without anything bad happening to my trophies or my console.

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but i steal them from you and take all the credit, don't worry i take care of the trophies and nothing happens to them
i wish to be vulnerable to the kriptonyte and someone to make me be close to it and die
(i spelled that right?)

[CrestAkray]

Granted, but it was in a low-budget movie...so you live.

I wish I could draw amazingly well.

[_Tri-edge_]

granted... sort of;

njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs (nij-dik-beff-hus-bid-bis-ufiyo-pid-hissu-iyo-fiss)


n. njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs

1. used to denote a certain person/ peoples who resides on the BBS at dothackers.net: Did you becamoe one of the njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs recently?
First used by the great english scholar; _Tri-Edge_


n.adj. njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs

1. (a)Used to describe a certain person/ peoples who acts in a manner befitting of a member of the BBS at dothackers.net.
(b)Used as a complemetary description: Dude, you're such a njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs. I really admire you for that.

I wish that you guys who aren't good enough members to be njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs are all njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs.

You sir, have earned yourself an internet. Take pride in this gift, for it is a part of me, and my epic persona. May it guide you and bring you great joy in the world, but be warned, for the female species will surely be in awe at your very prescence once this internet has been obtained. Well done, brave warrior. I honor thee. >3>

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, but it was in a low-budget movie...so you live.

I wish I could draw amazingly well.

Granted, you can draw, but you cannot color. May all of your coloring books remain colored outside of the lines.

I wish that i was a bird.

[Ratsu]

Granted, congratulations you are now the most disgusting animal in the world. (seriously NEVER clean a bird cage EVER X_X; )

I wish for the cake to not be a lie! D:

[nobodyknows]

granted... sort of;

njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs (nij-dik-beff-hus-bid-bis-ufiyo-pid-hissu-iyo-fiss)


n. njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs

1. used to denote a certain person/ peoples who resides on the BBS at dothackers.net: Did you becamoe one of the njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs recently?
First used by the great english scholar; _Tri-Edge_


n.adj. njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs

1. (a)Used to describe a certain person/ peoples who acts in a manner befitting of a member of the BBS at dothackers.net.
(b)Used as a complemetary description: Dude, you're such a njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs. I really admire you for that.

I wish that you guys who aren't good enough members to be njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs are all njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs.

You sir, have earned yourself an internet. Take pride in this gift, for it is a part of me, and my epic persona. May it guide you and bring you great joy in the world, but be warned, for the female species will surely be in awe at your very prescence once this internet has been obtained. Well done, brave warrior. I honor thee. >3>

I try my best :>

@Ratsu- Granted, but do you know where it's hidden?


I wish that I wasn't sick not more than a week before I'm supposed to be performing in a musical D,:

[TheSorrow]

Granted, you aren't sick and assist to the musical...but there's been some changes, and now you're in charge of holding the tree in the background during all of the musical.

I wish to defeat Scott Pilgrim.

[AZURE-KITE]

granted, but i defeat you and now im your new rival
i wish to have a corrupted girl at my side ( and yoy know what i mean by corrupted =D XD)

[Azure Flame Knight]

granted....but she leaves you for someone else.

I wish I had better study habits

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, however, my definition of better is similar to Michael Bay's, I.E. More Explosions.

I wish that Typhlosion's Shiny Form was more like his Original GSC coloring than his other coloring.

[CrestAkray]

Granted, but you go color blind.

I wish my dog would stop barking at the wind

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, he barks at EVERYTHING, except the wind.

I wish I was money level was equal to happy level.

[CrestAkray]

Oh that is cold...fine! Granted, but you become severely depressed.

I wish to grow a pair of Dark-Angel wings

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, but you cannot use them to fly, they are just in the way...sucks to be you.

I wish I had H.G. Wells intellectual prowess.

[Erranty]

Enjoy the intellectual prowess of a corpse.

I wish the Panty & Stocking OST were already out!

[AZURE-KITE]

granted, but they only get out in Argentina and Argentina becomes a War Territory, you try to go there and you die X_X
I wish TheSorrow to be connected