Corrupt a wish

[nobodyknows]

Granted, but-as you yourself stated-the whole thing is nothing more than a dream.
Upon waking up, you realize the dream symbolized your life, and all of the ronery~ that you ever experienced.
You then start on a journey to find your inner being and...
...
...-You live out the rest of your life as a hermit; obtained -1000HP, +500MP-



I wish to know if I am technically dreaming WITHIN a dream within a dream e.t.c.

[TheSorrow]

Granted, you work hard to learn such truth, spending years, DECADES even, doing every sort of research possible, until, finally, you learn that you're not dreaming within a dream in an endless recursion...you're just a plain biological organism with nothing special behind. And so you live the rest of your life as a victim of society, with an average job, an average payment, and doing nothing sucessful in your life ever.

I wish to obtain +1000HP, -500MP

[nobodyknows]

Granted, but this is mirror land.
You are now the board's first Squishy Wizard


I wish for a pocket-watch.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted there is a watch in your pocket. Alas, it is broken and has no chain.

I wish I had ten badges from Kanto.

[TheSorrow]

Granted, but an angry police squad catches you and throws you into jail for trespassing private property, domestic animal abuse and murdering, and armed theft. Even if you didn't do anything and someone just gave you the badges.

I wish to be CCNA.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

(Dammit sorrow you posted like 2 minutes before me, now i must edit.)



Granted, but you get caught in victory road and when you get out your only Pokemon is a level 12 oddish, then Gary Oak challenges you to a Pokemon battle.

I wish that I could summon frosty the snowman.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, but it's summer and he melts.
I wish I didn't have to work

[Erranty]

Granted, you are now a black man in Detroit. Enjoy your food stamps, clothing allowance, and government housing. But nobody will ever respect you unless you sell weed.

I wish I had the ability to teleport anywhere I want.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, but you teleport to the sun and you die
I wish to fly

[Erranty]

You fly for 500 feet and then crash and strip the skin off you bones.

I wish I could sleep earlier.

(Dammit sorrow you posted like 2 minutes before me, now i must edit.)

Granted, but you get caught in victory road and when you get out your only Pokemon is a level 12 oddish, then Gary Oak challenges you to a Pokemon battle.

I wish that I could summon frosty the snowman.

How did Gary get 10 badges from Kanto? Is he just that bad ass?

[Kaori]

granted but you end up oversleeping and your family thinks your dead and buries you, I wish AZURE-KITE would stop acting so "cool" just cause its acquired its status through spamming.

[hidora]

Granted, but he starts spamming even more instead of acting so "cool".

I wish Kaori and AZURE-KITE would stop fighting.

(really, your little lovers quarrel is starting to piss me off >.>)

[_Tri-edge_]

Granted, but the boards become dull and boring, and we'll all blame YOU!

I wish njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs could be unscrambled into an actual word.

[nobodyknows]

granted... sort of;

njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs (nij-dik-beff-hus-bid-bis-ufiyo-pid-hissu-iyo-fiss)


n. njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs

1. used to denote a certain person/ peoples who resides on the BBS at dothackers.net: Did you becamoe one of the njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs recently?
First used by the great english scholar; _Tri-Edge_


n.adj. njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs

1. (a)Used to describe a certain person/ peoples who acts in a manner befitting of a member of the BBS at dothackers.net.
(b)Used as a complemetary description: Dude, you're such a njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs. I really admire you for that.

I wish that you guys who aren't good enough members to be njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs are all njdkbfhsbdbisufiopdhsuiofs.

[Erranty]

Granted, but being noobs they decide that word sucks and call themselves .hacklehoffs.

I wish someone actually made a good FPS-MMORPG.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, but he starts spamming even more instead of acting so "cool".

I wish Kaori and AZURE-KITE would stop fighting.

(really, your little lovers quarrel is starting to piss me off >.>)[/

HEY!!!!!!!!!

@erranty:granted but you are not admmited
i wish hidora would stop saying things like THE ONES THAT ARE IN BIG

[Kaori]

granted but you stop coming to the forums and make everybody happy, I wish I could buy vanquish.

[TheEnigma]

Granted but as soon as you get home and open it, you take the disc out and it disintegrates right in the palm of your hand due to unknown reasons.

I wish Kaori and AZURE-KITE would stop fighting and start coming up with original corruptions and wishes.

[Kaori]

granted but I still hate AZURE-KITE, I wish Z.O.E 3 or .hack link would be released, oh and I really hoped that something bad would happen to the vanquish game, I admit reverse psychology worked well.

[iuliathe3rd]

Granted, but they don't bother translating the games at all so you still can't understand it.

(Also, seriously, knock it off, guys. I don't want to have to warn anyone; just play the game and leave the quarreling out of it.)

I wish for banana pie.