Corrupt a wish

[Azure Flame Knight]

Granted... but you die from lonely-ness

I wish to pass my psychology exam with a 75 or higher

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, you pass it with a 75%, but you would have gotten higher if all of your pencils didn't break at the next question.

I wish that humanity found a way to live on mars.

[AZURE-KITE]

granted, but it's a lie, they cheat on you, you go to mars an you die

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

I wish I wish upon a star to roam with dragons in a land afar.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

(Hey, i remember corrupting this one, from what i can remember it went like this.)

Granted, but you are riding on a female dragon, a male dragon comes along and now you are covered in white sticky stuff.

I wish that i could flip my skin inside-out and not die.

[TheSorrow]

Granted, but there's several kinds of pigeons that look at you with very "tasteful" sights and attack you and start pecking on you all over. Don't worry though, you won't die ;3

I wish my amplifier works tomorrow and it doesn't explode or suffers from a malfunction with fatal consequences

[Erranty]

Granted, but your instrument (I'm assuming musical since you're using an Amp.) gets fried because the amp diverted extra voltage to it.

I wish I had a nympho girlfriend. (I just left myself WAY too open.)

[TheEnigma]

Granted but she i susch a nympho that she ties you to the bed and leaves you there where she constantly pleases you, but unfortunately forgets to feed you and sych thus you die (the best way ever)

I wish I had a box of oreos...with oreos in the box.

[Erranty]

Granted, but I locked them in a safe and broke the dial off.


I wish I could find a decent Gundam Wing torrent with the Dubbed version.

[_Tri-edge_]

Granted, but their unfortunately dubbed in a laungage you didn't want.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a land apart. *What HaseoTOD was really thinking about. *

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, too bad they aren't the pleasant dragons we've come to expect. They're highly carnivorous, I hope you enjoy running from dragons, I doubt you'll last long.

I wanna be an airborne ranger.

[AZURE-KITE]

granted, but you go to a zone and they have been searching you there and they kill you
i wish to be Souji Seta

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, you're a manga character based of a video game character.

I wish for a wish involving my own death

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but in your wish i make you immotal
i wish to Haseo{Terror of Death} to post after me

[grave robbing adept rogue]

No.

I wish that my hair was two inches longer.

[Erranty]

Granted, but due to the stress of sudden growth your hair permanently turns white.

I wish for cake.

[Kaori]

granted but its made of plastic, I wish AZURE-KITE's idiocy would stop.

[Azure Flame Knight]

Granted instead he becomes a vegetable thanks to you.

I wish to find out who Aura Twilight really is

[nobodyknows]

Granted, but the shock causes you die inside.
-You live out the rest of your life as a hermit; obtained -1000HP, +500MP-


I wish for (something too long, boring and complex to write down in this thread, so let's just call it event X.)

[TheSorrow]

Granted instead he becomes a vegetable thanks to you.

That actually sounds like a wish perfectly granted. lol


Granted, but it leads to event Z, the one you never wanted. You failed to reach event Y completely.

I wish i had little female living dolls, looking like plain dull dolls for every normal person, that were under my whole control (and happy that i'm their master), with special powers that i could use for attacking someone, spy and learn information, grant me powers, and that could also turn into sexy teenagers that i could use for either strategical or carnal desires.
(My dream last night actually contained something like that. It was several levels of awesome XD lol)