Corrupt a wish

[AZURE-KITE]

granted, instead of that she put a photo showing you in a disaster date
i wish they give me a good weapon in kitexx's rp

[KiteXX]

granted you get anything that you can find on the bus as a weapon i thought i already said that.....

i wish for it to rain broken video games that would explode upon contact with anything

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but the explosion makes the planet to dissapear
i wish to be minato arisato

[TheSorrow]

Granted, you are and you choose the wrong weapon to shoot yourself in the head and you die, and it's game over.

I wish i didn't have exams next week and so many projects to do all at once TT^TT

[KiteXX]

granted, you skip school all next week and fail

i wish for everybody to give me $10

[AZURE-KITE]

granted, but they give you false $ you buy something with that and you go to jail
i wish to have a MG-17 with unlimited munition for the dinner

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted but the gun is from NERF and fires Styrofoam darts, and when you shoot someone they get pissed and beat the crap out of you.

I wish that i had something to wish for.

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but you wish for me to be millionaire
i wish grave robbing adept rogue to walk in a groundmine

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted but instead your name change to grave robbing adept rogue and you walk onto that landmine, good job!

I wish that the ipod touch had a better spelling corrector :/

[AZURE-KITE]

granted the ipod have better magic spell correction
i wish to be inmortal

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, the Cost of immortality is a paralyzing crippling disease.
I wish this year would be easier.

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but it is too easy that you rely on your instins and you fail and you suicide because of that
i wish this wish to be corrupted

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, you wished for herpes =D
I wish I was immune to diseases =D

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but you die =D
i wish all the good chiks to fall in love for me

[KiteXX]

granted you become a robot and now get viruses

i wish for seven cellular phones that work

[Ratsu]

...kay not to get off topic but... why is it that when no one gets an idea they just say "...you die! D:<"?


Granted, but they can only talk to each other.
I wish for something that did not end up in death. -_-; (seriously anything even torture)

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, an Irish midget pops out of you closet and pisses on your bed.

I wish that thanksgiving was the day after tommorow.

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but i torture you to the DEATH and you REVIVE and i keep doing that forever=D and you pass the thanksgiving day suffering
i wish to be =D

[TheSorrow]

Granted, but you have to sleep alongside , and . And they don't like you one bit :/

I wish that you corrupt this wish.
And yes i typed that correctly.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, however in corrupting your wishes I have successfully found he end-all to nuclear war. But alas, no one believes me, and although we do not have nuclear war, we've always had the anti-body =D

I wish upon a star that no matter where you are, you'll always be watching from afar, and that I won't find my wife in a bar.