My nightmare has now come true

[wave killer]

Who cares? There's already Edward Cullen dildos.

I don't know which to ask you first: Who the hell came up with that or how did you come across that information?

[AuraTwilight]

Some very intelligent porn company found out it was a profitable venture after it became worldwide news that Twilight fans were masturbating with popsicles to simulate sex with Edward Cullen. A friend of mine gave me the link, and I didn't ask where he had gotten it.

[Takai Tenshi]

oh jesus why do they need a game?

[kai the pkk]

one question its comepletely legitimate and quite series and probably why this would suck ummm but welll you seee...........................WHAT THE F*CK WOULD YOU DO ACT LIKE A RETARD AND GO EMO IN THE CORNER!

[Azure Knight]

All you'd do is run around sparkling like a fairy and punch your girlfriend in the face. That's the whole game. And Twilight fans are so stupid that it'd take them years to finally beat the game.

[TheSorrow]

Of course, they'd actually attempt to LOSE the game, probably by killing themselves as well. And that's because they expect to be saved by their sparkling fairyvampire thing, and then, have such fairyvampire thing finish the game instead of them, as they only follow it and be hit and bitten and whatever. Or something.

[Azure Knight]

My brain cells are dying just from thinking about this game.

[AuraTwilight]

All you'd do is run around sparkling like a fairy and punch your girlfriend in the face. That's the whole game. And Twilight fans are so stupid that it'd take them years to finally beat the game.

How? None of them have girlfriends or boyfriends.

[GyppyGirl2021]

[15:45] gyppygirl2: Be honest: Would you rather play a Twilight MMO, or a .hack MMO with the only two character models available being Hiiragi and Bordeaux?

If you don't pick the latter, I will lose faith in you.

[TheSorrow]

....I'd rather play Pong D:

Though if i have to choose between them both, the choice is obvious. If i'm to choose with my OWN conditions, then it would be either...whichever i choose, i'd learn how to hack them and either add characters and stuff to the .Hack MMO, or do fun things with the Twilight one. Then again, a Twilight MMO wouldn't even be worth messing around, so yeah...

[Azure Knight]

Can you hack it and just destroy the game?

[TheSorrow]

If i can hide my identity and/or give the blame to someone else, sure thing. No way i'm going to get all "LOL HAXXED BY ME F00LZ!!" while surrounded by a trillion of Twilight zombies...they'd send fairies and cursed books all over me.

Also, people could recreate it, or they'd actually start making little small games and apps all over forums and social sites, that look like the MMO except smaller. It would be quite an endless war, and my only question would be "when the hell did those people learned to program?" x-x

[wave killer]

If i can hide my identity and/or give the blame to someone else, sure thing. No way i'm going to get all "LOL HAXXED BY ME F00LZ!!" while surrounded by a trillion of Twilight zombies...they'd send fairies and cursed books all over me.

I'll take the blame. Just make sure you destroy it completely.

Some very intelligent porn company found out it was a profitable venture after it became worldwide news that Twilight fans were masturbating with popsicles to simulate sex with Edward Cullen. A friend of mine gave me the link, and I didn't ask where he had gotten it.

I don't know how to respond that...
How does that work? Shouldn't masturbating with anything cold be... I don't know... unpleasent? 0_o

[TheSorrow]

How does that work? Shouldn't masturbating with anything cold be... I don't know... unpleasent? 0_o

I'd say it'd be...cold. Somewhat shivering. Maybe that's what pseudo-vampirefairies fangirls find pleasure with.

But well, that's just how brainwashing Twilight really is. Hell, if they say Edward ate garlics so he could walk away during sunlight, what do you think these people would eat before walking out with their friends to buy popsicles? And what do you think they'd use a soap and shampoo if the books suggested that Edward's skin was composed of some substance also found in a chicken's skin?

[AuraTwilight]

Oh my god, I so need the last Twilight book to suggest that it's beautiful and romantic to kill yourself and then have Edward and Bella do it.

[Takai Tenshi]

Oh my god, I so need the last Twilight book to suggest that it's beautiful and romantic to kill yourself and then have Edward and Bella do it.

that would be the best thing to ever happen to this world.

when i think about it now, alot of fairyvamp- people also think the world is gonna end in 2012.

so we just need to wait a little bit longer....

also, this is based off my own experience talking to fairyvamp people so no offence meant, and if you do take offense at all...



GTFO

[S1lentOp]

Oh my god, I so need the last Twilight book to suggest that it's beautiful and romantic to kill yourself and then have Edward and Bella do it.

Romeo & Juliet already did it and as a rule of thumb if it's a good writing idea, it's not going to ever be in a Twilight novel. You'll have to find another way to get Twilight fans to commit mass suicide.

[Keyaki]

You'll have to find another way to get Twilight fans to commit mass suicide.

2 ways I can think of.

Either Edward announce that he is gay ( we all know you are! Come out and say admit it!!!)
Or he commits suicide ( Please, by all means)

[S1lentOp]

Either Edward announce that he is gay ( we all know you are! Come out and say admit it!!!)

Because that's why yaoi fanfictions exist in obscene quantities.

Or he commits suicide ( Please, by all means)

Somehow I don't think this will do it. Girls, the primary Twilight audience, identify with Bella, not Edward.

[Ranylyn]

There sure are plenty of Twilight hate around. Jealous, much?

No one hates Twilight out of jealousy. It's hated because it's bad writing, it's boring, and it's encouraging abusive, shallow, dangerous relationships as something virtuous. Not only is it ruining vampires, it's also directly harmful to Feminist causes by teaching women that it's alright if their boyfriend beats them, stalks them, keeps them from talking to their friends, and puts them in near-death experiences as long as he makes it better by being pretty and claiming he loves her, and it also teaches women that it's alright to emotionally exploit men while their boyfriend is out of town, and that women are only worth the men they're dating, and that if your relationship doesn't work out, you should kill yourself.

Did I mention it also encourages pedophilia and incest? Because it sincerely does. No surprise since the writer is a stereotypical Mormon, mirite?

Has the church of AuraTwilight been formed yet? I'd like to be the first pope if it hasn't.

Also, that dildo thing was quite unexpected and even mildly disturbing, and that's coming from me who laughed in disblief when I learned about the "Dirty Sanchez."

In all seriousness, if Twilight is your thing, then by all means enjoy it. But my god don't harass the rest of us with it.