My nightmare has now come true

shugo_lover · Post by **shugo_lover** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:01 pm

Twilight is now a game TT^TT

iuliathe3rd · Post by **iuliathe3rd** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:18 pm

Is this in reference to the "Scene It: Twilight" Wii game or something else I am unaware of?

shugo_lover · Post by **shugo_lover** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:45 pm

Maybe I'm not sure what it was for, I just saw it why I was looking threw a magazine.

TheSorrow · Post by **TheSorrow** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:59 am

Wasn't there going to be a Twilight: MMO already?

Either way, i lost all hope for humanity when i saw a site called mylifeistwilight or something...and realized they were all being serious. Stuff like the movies, games, TV shows, restaurant, new Twilight OS, or whatever else they make, are just reminders that i shouldn't give it any hope again.

Erranty · Post by **Erranty** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:14 am

Get ready for teens to be asking each other how high their "Sparkle level" is.

S1lentOp · Post by **S1lentOp** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:19 am

If it's an MMO, it's going to fail miserably once it becomes infested with pedophiles and sexual predators.

Master ZED · Post by **Master ZED** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:31 am

S1lentOp wrote:If it's an MMO, it's going to fail miserably once it becomes infested with pedophiles and sexual predators.

Well, they'll be easy to spot, since they'll all look like Jacob.

"Hey baby... and I do mean baby...!"

AuraTwilight · Post by **AuraTwilight** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:47 pm

Who cares? There's already Edward Cullen dildos.

Erranty · Post by **Erranty** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:38 pm

AuraTwilight wrote:Who cares? There's already Edward Cullen dildos.

What better way to get justice than by suffocating him inside of a vagina!

FallenDragon · Post by **FallenDragon** » Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:50 pm

TheSorrow wrote:Wasn't there going to be a Twilight: MMO already?

Wasn't there one already? I remember hearing about that thing months ago.

But maybe they're making a videogame based on the movie, like it's usally done :\
Anyway, I'm really hoping for this:

S1lentOp wrote:If it's an MMO, it's going to fail miserably once it becomes infested with pedophiles and sexual predators.

Coldbird · Post by **Coldbird** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:36 pm

Erranty wrote:
AuraTwilight wrote:Who cares? There's already Edward Cullen dildos.
What better way to get justice than by suffocating him inside of a vagina!

Never was the truth more shocking than this - IT HURTS!

Post by **Helbaworshipper** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:38 pm

It's merely a rumor, there was a site put up before, but I'll put it up again. Granted, it was a student project they hoped would be picked up by the media.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-a-twili ... g-on-earth

Coldbird · Post by **Coldbird** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:52 am

All I have to say - "Irish fat fingers".

Seriously - all they'd do in a Twilight MMO would be rubbing their vampire bodies against each other.

Nash · Post by **Nash** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:46 pm

There sure are plenty of Twilight hate around. Jealous, much?

TheSorrow · Post by **TheSorrow** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:34 pm

Nash wrote:There sure are plenty of Twilight hate around. Jealous, much?

....Are you a troll, or you seriously are beyond hope now?

Azure Knight · Post by **Azure Knight** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:49 pm

TheSorrow wrote:
Nash wrote:There sure are plenty of Twilight hate around. Jealous, much?
....Are you a troll, or you seriously are beyond hope now?

No, just seems like a Twilight fan. Too late to save.

Erranty · Post by **Erranty** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:44 am

Azure Knight wrote:
TheSorrow wrote:
Nash wrote:There sure are plenty of Twilight hate around. Jealous, much?
....Are you a troll, or you seriously are beyond hope now?
No, just seems like a Twilight fan. Too late to save.

Its just sad that his/her soul will find no peace when they die because they got confused about the difference between Vampires and Faeries.

Keyaki · Post by **Keyaki** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:16 am

Yea but at the same time it will be funny to see his/her face when Blade chops Edward's head off.

Wtf kind of name is "Edward" for a vampire???

Gag me ><

Advent_Winter · Post by **Advent_Winter** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:55 pm

Am I the only one who finds it funny that Jacob is Sharkboy from Sharkboy and Lavagirl, or looks a hell of a lot like him?

AuraTwilight · Post by **AuraTwilight** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:21 pm

Nash wrote:There sure are plenty of Twilight hate around. Jealous, much?

No one hates Twilight out of jealousy. It's hated because it's bad writing, it's boring, and it's encouraging abusive, shallow, dangerous relationships as something virtuous. Not only is it ruining vampires, it's also directly harmful to Feminist causes by teaching women that it's alright if their boyfriend beats them, stalks them, keeps them from talking to their friends, and puts them in near-death experiences as long as he makes it better by being pretty and claiming he loves her, and it also teaches women that it's alright to emotionally exploit men while their boyfriend is out of town, and that women are only worth the men they're dating, and that if your relationship doesn't work out, you should kill yourself.

Did I mention it also encourages pedophilia and incest? Because it sincerely does. No surprise since the writer is a stereotypical Mormon, mirite?

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