Snakes on a Plane- best movie 2006

Orthsaka · Post by **Orthsaka** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:31 pm

I find it ironic how we couldn't get in at first since the oldest person with us at the time was only 18 and you need to be 21 to by tickets or anyone under 17, but some random lady ended up being our "Over 21 Person", her reason "It is Snakes On A Plane, it isn't like it is some porno." But, who can forget that one scene that made me and my friends laugh so much because of her.

d07_h4ck_3xp3r7_01 · Post by **d07_h4ck_3xp3r7_01** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:31 pm

d5t wrote:
d5t wrote:
d07_h4ck_3xp3r7_01 wrote:i think just by watching the previews they could have stepped the special effects up just a little and what's so scary about snakes?
oh god. You guys have to see the movie to know it's awesomeness. Stop bitching and GO NOW!
Stop posting. GO!

nahhh not enough time...still gotta see Accepted

elk4 · Post by **elk4** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:19 pm

d07_h4ck_3xp3r7_01 wrote:
d5t wrote:
d5t wrote:
d07_h4ck_3xp3r7_01 wrote:i think just by watching the previews they could have stepped the special effects up just a little and what's so scary about snakes?
oh god. You guys have to see the movie to know it's awesomeness. Stop bitching and GO NOW!
Stop posting. GO!
nahhh not enough time...still gotta see Accepted

same here

marthwmaster · Post by **marthwmaster** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:38 pm

Orthsaka wrote:I find it ironic how we couldn't get in at first since the oldest person with us at the time was only 18 and you need to be 21 to by tickets or anyone under 17, but some random lady ended up being our "Over 21 Person", her reason "It is Snakes On A Plane, it isn't like it is some porno." But, who can forget that one scene that made me and my friends laugh so much because of her.

Didn't need to know that. Great, now I have to see it. THANK YOU. >>

Aera · Post by **Aera** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:26 pm

I agree with the maromi... the film wasn't meant to be serious horror flick. I personally love the title because it's literally just about Snakes on a Plane.

I didn't like the beginning of the movie when the snakes started attacking. the snake biting the boob, the penis, the tongue, the eye, etc. all of that was a pretty lame attempt at some grotesque horror. Was more like wtf?

The movie got better as it went though.

epitaph_wavemaster · Post by **epitaph_wavemaster** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:28 pm

You people watch weird movies... I really don't like poll answers either... So, I will not vote. The movie blew...

Post by **d5t** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:34 pm

epitaph_wavemaster wrote:You people watch weird movies... I really don't like poll answers either... So, I will not vote. The movie blew...

*cough*... http://www.dothackers.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6046 There's some angry snakes in that thread.

BlindSean · Post by **BlindSean** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:41 pm

i was going to see it but i guess they dont let you in unless you have a ticket, which costs money, which i dont have. dont get paid till next week either. since Samuel L. is in it though it should be great, i cant wait.

blackphoenix · Post by **blackphoenix** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:44 pm

Saw snakes on Wednesday. What made the movie worthwile was the way the first 3 people on the plane died was funny. Also, the way Samuel killed the snakes in the beginning. Other than that, it was kinda......meh...

SnowManZero · Post by **SnowManZero** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:54 pm

from the sound's of it, this movie is one of those awesome because it's completely and utterly crap movie's.

I've seen another one in this genre "Born To Fight." It's about a villiage in taiwan which get's taken over by drug lord's and corrupt military-like people. The movie goes through the one 24 hour period, and yet in that 24 hour's(actually considerably less) the drug lord's are able to get a nuke, build a metal bunker and all sort's of high tech gadget's.

The movie also consist's of a half hour long(at least) fight scene between the viliager's and the visiting sport's team (who were there when the drug lord's took over) and the drug lord's(who have multiple weapons and people). Now the funny thing here is that one dude got shot for standing up and talking, and yet in one scene where the fight starts, all the villager's here the national anthem and start to sing and stand and no-one fire's a single shot.

Not only that, but the villager's go nut's and without weapon's defeat the terrorist orginisation. some six or eight year old chick does a step up kick to a guy's head, the soccer player kick's a ball about 100 meters, through a tree, to take out a sniper, an old dude who is the teacher of the villiage, does some crazy martial art's moves and whips anyone who goes to him, some dude returns a grenade by shoulder kicking it back at the dude's feat, all the while an actual cop(who was visiting with the sports team) is going full commando and getting anything he shoots at.

seriously the movie is absolutly halarious because of how crap it is!

I wonder, is this the case with Snake's on a plane? I haven't seen it, and I'm not gonna, but if I did it would most likely be the same review from me.

Grey · Post by **Grey** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:59 pm

Knight of Morgana wrote:Personally, I think Samuel L. Jackson is a god for doing this movie. No other major actor would have.

He is the one that did XXX/XXX2 and Pulp Fiction. My conclusion: he takes whatever job he can get that will get some attention.

blackphoenix · Post by **blackphoenix** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:03 am

Actually, Samuel Jackson only took the movie because of the title. If it was named something else, he wouldn't of taken it...at least from what I've heard.

marthwmaster · Post by **marthwmaster** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:15 am

blackphoenix wrote:Other than that, it was kinda......meh...

Wow. I pity you.

Grey · Post by **Grey** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:18 am

blackphoenix wrote:Other than that, it was kinda......meh...

Unlike Marth, I point and laugh at you. Isn't it great how that works?

Chidori · Post by **Chidori** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:19 am

I wanna see that movie, im just busy through-out the day.

bredan · Post by **bredan** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:21 am

i think the movie stinks OMG DONT BANN ME!!!!

elk4 · Post by **elk4** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:09 am

it look so dumb i mean its "MOTHER F*CKING SNAKE ON A MOTHER F*CKING PLAN"-samuel L. jackson

S1lentOp · Post by **S1lentOp** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:42 am

This movie has one of the most ingenius marketting ploys I have seen in a long time. Kudos to them for being so clever. Put a famous actor in a completely nonsensical movie and let word spread on the internet about how rediculous it is. Then when it comes out, people will go out and see it just to either see what everyone's been talking about or to see this absolutely ludicrous film that looked too stupid to be possible. Either way, I'm going to go see it.. lol

Genius I say! Genius!

Akuta · Post by **Akuta** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:44 am

Many people will go watch it just for the sake of having watched it. I know i will <.<

Post by **d5t** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:05 am

S1lentOp wrote:This movie has one of the most ingenius marketting ploys I have seen in a long time. Kudos to them for being so clever. Put a famous actor in a completely nonsensical movie and let word spread on the internet about how rediculous it is. Then when it comes out, people will go out and see it just to either see what everyone's been talking about or to see this absolutely ludicrous film that looked too stupid to be possible. Either way, I'm going to go see it.. lol

Genius I say! Genius!

Finally, a sane person.

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