Corrupt a wish

[Furie]

((I'm not really sure how Yu-Gi-Oh is played competitively, but Magic has quite a few banned cards for its many different formats)) Granted! And it's the absolute best one for your deck! ...however it's banned in every format you play.

I wish... um... I wish I had a wish. =(

[Oxidizer]

Granted, but then you forget what it was.

I wish pencils were edible.

[Furie]

Granted! But they still extremely to die to- the shards can get lodged in your throat and choke you. The only way to eat one without damaging yourself is a 3 day long progress.

I wish I could hold all of these limes.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, but due to the fact that they already are edible your wish was cancelled

I WISH FOR VIRUSCORES TO STOP STALKING ME WHILE I SLEEP-- wait what!?

I wish for stars ******

EDIT: oh gee you posted be4 me .... well then, granted you can hold them for 2 seconds

[VirusCoreS]

@AK
how did you know-- aehm, it's nothing.
anyway-- sure, granted!
here's your stars ********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************

I wish there's a save point in life and reset button. And abuseable bug too.

[Furie]

Granted! But the save file is corrupted. D= Saving and resetting deletes your file anyway. You're stuck playing constantly or repeatedly starting over. The abusable bug only works after you've saved and started up again from the save point (which is impossible with your save file)


I wish Chim Chims were real!

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted! now you are in jail for animal abuse enjoy getting raped every day because it is a men's jail! >:3
Did i overdid it? or did i!?

I wish for.... a corrupted wish that harms me~!

[Furie]

Granted! But, before the real harm can be inflicted, you die from shock and don't get to experience it. =( That's the saddest.

I wish I didn't have this massive headache!

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, now you get a massive stomach ache!

I wish to know nimphos!

[TheSorrow]

Granted, your mom is one of them. Trust me, i'd know~ ;D

I wish to have a cat with this face: >:3

[nuhkuhl]

Granted, your mom is one of them. Trust me, i'd know~ ;D

I SHOULDN'T HAVE LAUGHED....FORGIVE ME.

Granted, but the cat is one from the Broadway musical 'Cats'...so it's super creepy and likes to dance suggestively on your car.

I wish for a map leading to Atlantis.

[VirusCoreS]

Granted! but map leading to Atlantis is the same as the map leading to One Piece, the legendary pirate's treasure. Now you will spend over 70++ manga volumes, hundreds of anime episode, to get there, AND IT'S STILL ON GOING!!


I wish I have super moe ideal imouto!

[(Phantom) Thief]

Why I can't even.. No won't back down... Granted but her perfection causes you and those around her to be drawn into deep feelings of envy which she always resolves for your sake but ultimately hinders each of your individual potentials. (Damn had to work for that one)

I wish I had a more heroic personality.

[Acrylic_Shadow]

Granted, though your newly adopted personality slowly shifts into arrogance, ultimately leading to your untimely demise.

I wish for a golden ticket.

[AZURE-KITE]

Short one!

Granted, but it's a fake, and due to the golden ticket being a fake you get arrested for trying to falsity an original artwork from Mister Wnka. Now you are in jail and are forced to do things you never thought you would do and only seen in horror movies. Good Luck ^^

I wish that i wouldn't have to go to school

[SCP-173]

Granted but you have the flu

I wish I had immortality.

[Kaori]

Granted but you have the flu

I wish I had immortality.

granted but as a scarecrow, you'll spend the rest of your life watching over a field of corn.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted but you have the flu

I wish I had immortality.

granted but as a scarecrow, you'll spend the rest of your life watching over a field of corn.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Stop spamming the thread you spammer D:

I wish to have a scarecrow with immortality >:3

[(Phantom) Thief]

...... Granted but its super effectiveness continually drives the crows towards you instead.

I wish for a life sized working Yusei Go to ride.

[TheSorrow]

Granted, but as soon as you start riding it you're dragged into a Turbo Duel at a Death Course, your deck is full of Niwatoris and a Firegrass, and your opponent already performed a Limit Over Accel Synchro Summon. Needless to say you're gonna die D:

I wish to be immune to all sorts of mosquito/spider/bug bites and their poison, AND to immediatly poison and kill any mosquito/spider/bug that dares to bite me OwO