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granted, but you non longer have eyes to watch with


i wish i can eat all i want without gaining weight

granted!
but in exchange of not gaining weight, you can't taste the food either!

I wish the online game come to real world/reality! so we can destroy each other with flashy skills :3

@sorrow
on the contrary, I'm gradually loosing weight.... -.-'

Granted but once we destroy each other, we're all brought back to life only to die again in a never ending cycle of digital reincarnation.

I wish for a lighter or match to be close by so I can light up some out-of-season-scented candles and stink up the room. Seriously, where'd I put it.

granted but the candles turn out to last forever (which cant be put out) with very strong scents you cant even stand being in the room for more than 5 minutes.

i wish VirusCoreS' wishes can never be granted even with a catch

Granted,
but I use my wish to counter your wish, and it back fired

I wish I have rainbow spit

granted but it always rain before you spit

i wish for a cupcake

Granted but then I ate the cupcake before you could even touch it.

I wish for to be infected by the curse of the spiral, a la Junji Ito. Uuuuuuzuuuumaaakiiiiii.

Granted. It's a fish from Yugioh. And it just special summoned a bunch of other fishes. And they synched up to summon more fishes, and called even more fishes from another dimension. And you just lost the game D: The Yugioh game.

I wish for Haseo {TOD} to use a less EYE-KILLING font color O_<

...
Been a while since i typed {TOD}
Hi there, BTW c: We've missed you. Your deadly font colors, not too much. lol

Granted but as soon as they came overseas, they suddenly burst into flames!

I wish to be thrown in a death match kickboxing cage fight with a gang of kangaroos...and win!

Granted, but then the other gang of kangaroos beat you up while you're celebrating.

I wish for a rof hsiw I
=D

Oxidizer wrote:Granted, but then the other gang of kangaroos beat you up while you're celebrating.

I wish for a rof hsiw I
=D

granted, but instead, you get a wish

i wish i could wish for my wish to be granted

Granted, but the wish is lame.

I wish that a wish that could be wished for isn't actually a wish.
=P

Granted!, then I the god of this thread and much other come and kill you for,no reason!

I wish for an Xbox 361! xD

Granted, but it's just a cardboard box with 'XBOX 361' scribbled in marker on the side.

I wish for a tall glass of water.

Granted, due to it being a hyperdimensional glass of water, it opens a black void wich sucks you on it and disappears, condemning you to live forever alone in infinite darkness and your glass of water. Enjoy~!

I wish to be Altair

Granted, you're now Altair who is leaping into the middle of a large and deep pool of water. Good luck swimming c:

I wish for my ears to get fixed. I've been hearing a trembling sound since 2 days ago, and now i hear a loud, pitch sound thing O_< lol

Granted, but it turns out that sound you were hearing was the voice of your guardian angel trying to warn you of impending doom. Better sleep with one eye open now.

~*~ I wish it was 1999, the year the snake had diamonds in its eyes ~*~

granted,
it's 1999, but 2000 happens to be doomsday where the world destroyed by diamond-eyed snake.

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