Corrupt a wish

[mavrosheep]

granted, but you non longer have eyes to watch with


i wish i can eat all i want without gaining weight

[VirusCoreS]

granted!
but in exchange of not gaining weight, you can't taste the food either!

I wish the online game come to real world/reality! so we can destroy each other with flashy skills :3

@sorrow
on the contrary, I'm gradually loosing weight.... -.-'

[nuhkuhl]

Granted but once we destroy each other, we're all brought back to life only to die again in a never ending cycle of digital reincarnation.

I wish for a lighter or match to be close by so I can light up some out-of-season-scented candles and stink up the room. Seriously, where'd I put it.

[mavrosheep]

granted but the candles turn out to last forever (which cant be put out) with very strong scents you cant even stand being in the room for more than 5 minutes.

i wish VirusCoreS' wishes can never be granted even with a catch

[VirusCoreS]

Granted,
but I use my wish to counter your wish, and it back fired

I wish I have rainbow spit

[mavrosheep]

granted but it always rain before you spit

i wish for a cupcake

[nuhkuhl]

Granted but then I ate the cupcake before you could even touch it.

I wish for to be infected by the curse of the spiral, a la Junji Ito. Uuuuuuzuuuumaaakiiiiii.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, the spiral nemesis comes forth and destroys all life as we know it.

I wish for a fish.

[TheSorrow]

Granted. It's a fish from Yugioh. And it just special summoned a bunch of other fishes. And they synched up to summon more fishes, and called even more fishes from another dimension. And you just lost the game D: The Yugioh game.

I wish for Haseo {TOD} to use a less EYE-KILLING font color O_<

...
Been a while since i typed {TOD}
Hi there, BTW c: We've missed you. Your deadly font colors, not too much. lol

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Sea serpents are always better for Synching and XYZing, Also yaaay I'm missedish

Granted? But it only happens once. ONLY HAPPENS ONCE.

I wish the Persona Mangas came overseas O=

[nuhkuhl]

Granted but as soon as they came overseas, they suddenly burst into flames!

I wish to be thrown in a death match kickboxing cage fight with a gang of kangaroos...and win!

[Oxidizer]

Granted, but then the other gang of kangaroos beat you up while you're celebrating.

I wish for a rof hsiw I
=D

[mavrosheep]

Granted, but then the other gang of kangaroos beat you up while you're celebrating.

I wish for a rof hsiw I
=D

granted, but instead, you get a wish

i wish i could wish for my wish to be granted

[Oxidizer]

Granted, but the wish is lame.

I wish that a wish that could be wished for isn't actually a wish.
=P

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted!, then I the god of this thread and much other come and kill you for,no reason!

I wish for an Xbox 361! xD

[nuhkuhl]

Granted, but it's just a cardboard box with 'XBOX 361' scribbled in marker on the side.

I wish for a tall glass of water.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, due to it being a hyperdimensional glass of water, it opens a black void wich sucks you on it and disappears, condemning you to live forever alone in infinite darkness and your glass of water. Enjoy~!

I wish to be Altair

[TheSorrow]

Granted, you're now Altair who is leaping into the middle of a large and deep pool of water. Good luck swimming c:

I wish for my ears to get fixed. I've been hearing a trembling sound since 2 days ago, and now i hear a loud, pitch sound thing O_< lol

[nuhkuhl]

Granted, but it turns out that sound you were hearing was the voice of your guardian angel trying to warn you of impending doom. Better sleep with one eye open now.

~*~ I wish it was 1999, the year the snake had diamonds in its eyes ~*~

[VirusCoreS]

granted,
it's 1999, but 2000 happens to be doomsday where the world destroyed by diamond-eyed snake.

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