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granted but i return in the time and make you to don't wrote that because its confusing
i wish this post to be corrupted

Granted, but I didn't do it.

I wish for nothing in hopes that I get something.

Granted, someone found a new star and named it after you. But they died before they could tell you.

I wish I wasn't a widower.

granted you die first this time, I wish I could visit great britian.

You arrived for a nice long jail sentence for killing your room mate. I wish the money trees would grow.

granted but one tree grow much and fall in your head killing you or leaving you in a permanent coma
i wish someone to post after me

Granted, i posted before the next guy posted, not after you posted.

I wish i had the ability to dig a hole with my mind.

Granted, but the hole you dig keeps growing because you don't know how to stop it...so you essentially divided by zero.

I wish for a muffin that isn't corrupted in a way that kills me, or does something supernatural.

Granted, it kills everyone else.

I wish for the best tic tac toe game ever. (did i spell that right?)

(yes it is)
granted but it's so great that its confusing and you destroy it
i wish to die

Granted, you live.
I wish for something to be as bad as it was in the beginning, to be as good as it is now! (that doesn't end in death -_-; )
(confusing ;D)

granted, but it ends bad and starts good, but before that i delete your confusing post
i wish someone to post after me

granted but it isnt me

i wish for a fly!

granted ut you fall and broke your head, but you not die you get in a coma, they make you an operation and you feel all what they do to you
i wish to have wings and this wish not to be corrupted

Granted but you posted this in the wrong topic because you wished it not to be corrupted, therefor your wish is not granted.
I wish for the worlds best grill cheese. (I don't even have to eat it, I just want to see it, even if its the last thing I ever see.)

Granted, but i make one better than it afterwards and don't show you.

I wish that dead things stayed dead.

granted but all the dead people kill you and you die XD!!!!!
i wish to be the best cooker

Granted, you are now the best of the worst cooks in the world!

I wish teddy bears could eat eachother.

GRANTED now teddie (persona 4) summons kintoki douji and kills you because of that
i wish to summon  izanagi-no-okami, loki, and black frost