Corrupt a wish

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but i return in the time and make you to don't wrote that because its confusing
i wish this post to be corrupted

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, but I didn't do it.

I wish for nothing in hopes that I get something.

[Erranty]

Granted, someone found a new star and named it after you. But they died before they could tell you.

I wish I wasn't a widower.

[Kaori]

granted you die first this time, I wish I could visit great britian.

[Helbaworshipper]

You arrived for a nice long jail sentence for killing your room mate. I wish the money trees would grow.

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but one tree grow much and fall in your head killing you or leaving you in a permanent coma
i wish someone to post after me

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, i posted before the next guy posted, not after you posted.

I wish i had the ability to dig a hole with my mind.

[TheSorrow]

Granted, but the hole you dig keeps growing because you don't know how to stop it...so you essentially divided by zero.

I wish for a muffin that isn't corrupted in a way that kills me, or does something supernatural.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, it kills everyone else.

I wish for the best tic tac toe game ever. (did i spell that right?)

[AZURE-KITE]

(yes it is)
granted but it's so great that its confusing and you destroy it
i wish to die

[Ratsu]

Granted, you live.
I wish for something to be as bad as it was in the beginning, to be as good as it is now! (that doesn't end in death -_-; )
(confusing ;D)

[AZURE-KITE]

granted, but it ends bad and starts good, but before that i delete your confusing post
i wish someone to post after me

[KiteXX]

granted but it isnt me

i wish for a fly!

[AZURE-KITE]

granted ut you fall and broke your head, but you not die you get in a coma, they make you an operation and you feel all what they do to you
i wish to have wings and this wish not to be corrupted

[Ratsu]

Granted but you posted this in the wrong topic because you wished it not to be corrupted, therefor your wish is not granted.
I wish for the worlds best grill cheese. (I don't even have to eat it, I just want to see it, even if its the last thing I ever see.)

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, but i make one better than it afterwards and don't show you.

I wish that dead things stayed dead.

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but all the dead people kill you and you die XD!!!!!
i wish to be the best cooker

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, you are now the best of the worst cooks in the world!

I wish teddy bears could eat eachother.

[AZURE-KITE]

GRANTED now teddie (persona 4) summons kintoki douji and kills you because of that
i wish to summon  izanagi-no-okami, loki, and black frost

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, but you only do it in Persona games, not reality.

I wish that I could wander the multiverse at will without dying or becoming paralyzed or crippled