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Who is and isn't manly?
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marthwmaster
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Re: Who is and isn't manly?
Jack Bauer cologne.
Unless you're from an anime, it's hard to beat Jack Bauer in terms of manliness. But now you can at least smell like him.
Unless you're from an anime, it's hard to beat Jack Bauer in terms of manliness. But now you can at least smell like him.
Re: Who is and isn't manly?
Snake is manly
Ganon is manly
Behind C Falcon they're the manliest characters in Brawl.
Ganon is manly
Behind C Falcon they're the manliest characters in Brawl.
Re: Who is and isn't manly?
You can't cut this guy out
Not even half of us can fight a ONE WINGED ANGEL
Not even half of us can fight a ONE WINGED ANGEL
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TheEnigma
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@KiteXX He may be strong but a true man doesnt get emo over every little thing like Cloud does.
Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast
For it is the number of a man; and his number is... 666
For it is the number of a man; and his number is... 666
Re: Who is and isn't manly?
He doesn't go emo, he just get's majorly deppressed for lengths of time, and it wasn't over every little thing, it was what his Rival did, whom he killed, which most games don't let you kill their rivals, you just run around like idiots trying to be better than the other.
Come with me in the twilight of a summers night for a while.
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Take me back to the land,
Where my yearnings were born.
The key to open the door is in your hand.
Tell me of a story never ever told in the past.
Take me back to the land,
Where my yearnings were born.
The key to open the door is in your hand.
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TheEnigma
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Too me thats not manly. Now if you said Sephiroth then yeah I could agree, but not Cloud.KiteXX wrote:He doesn't go emo, he just get's majorly deppressed for lengths of time, and it wasn't over every little thing, it was what his Rival did, whom he killed, which most games don't let you kill their rivals, you just run around like idiots trying to be better than the other.
Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast
For it is the number of a man; and his number is... 666
For it is the number of a man; and his number is... 666
Re: Who is and isn't manly?
I cannot respect a man who weilds a sword that long, a real man doesn't have to compensate! you know what they say, the bigger the sword.....
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marthwmaster
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Well Cloud's sword is pretty ridiculous in its own right, though more in the dimensions of girth than length. You can actually find a lot of swords during FF7 that are far less ridiculous, my personal favorite being the Excalibur because it looks like a traditional double-edged sword.
Now Zidane, on the other hand. Many of his best weapons, save for the Ultima Weapon itself, are twin daggers, so if you want to, you can get through the whole game without ever using one of those enormous Darth Maul blades. In other words, when you play Zidane it really comes down to a question of how manly you are, and how big you need your weapon of choice to be. I think this is why you don't get to see how the different weapons look in Dissidia. The game demonstrates that Zidane is at his most "canonical" when fighting with tiny swords, while Sephiroth and Cloud both like their blades unreasonably long or broad, respectively. Zidane knows it's not the size of your weapon, but what you can do with it that counts.
Plus, he's got a tail and isn't afraid to show it. Who is afraid to show theirs? Kuja. Is Kuja manly? No.
Now Zidane, on the other hand. Many of his best weapons, save for the Ultima Weapon itself, are twin daggers, so if you want to, you can get through the whole game without ever using one of those enormous Darth Maul blades. In other words, when you play Zidane it really comes down to a question of how manly you are, and how big you need your weapon of choice to be. I think this is why you don't get to see how the different weapons look in Dissidia. The game demonstrates that Zidane is at his most "canonical" when fighting with tiny swords, while Sephiroth and Cloud both like their blades unreasonably long or broad, respectively. Zidane knows it's not the size of your weapon, but what you can do with it that counts.
Plus, he's got a tail and isn't afraid to show it. Who is afraid to show theirs? Kuja. Is Kuja manly? No.
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god i love FFIX i almost feel disapointed i didn't think of Zidane, but Vivi is way more manly than him anyways i mean
even when he isn't looking at you he's staring into your soul
even when he isn't looking at you he's staring into your soul
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Take me back to the land,
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TheEnigma
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Yes Vivi and Zidane are both quite manly especially Trance Vivi!!! FF9 is the only FF game I like also so big brownie points there haha.
Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast
For it is the number of a man; and his number is... 666
For it is the number of a man; and his number is... 666
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Yeah vivi is probably my most loved FF character evar. and i'm right now getting my ass handed to me by a plant cuz i don't have vivi in my party so i really messed up, i just restarted and i'm about to restart again cuz i missed a treasure chest earlier and i cannot go back and get it, but i digress
Come with me in the twilight of a summers night for a while.
Tell me of a story never ever told in the past.
Take me back to the land,
Where my yearnings were born.
The key to open the door is in your hand.
Tell me of a story never ever told in the past.
Take me back to the land,
Where my yearnings were born.
The key to open the door is in your hand.
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Re: Who is and isn't manly?
>CloudKiteXX wrote:You can't cut this guy out
Not even half of us can fight a ONE WINGED ANGEL
>Manly
I see what you did there...
Also; note the fact that he has an absurdly huge SWORD, fighting a guy with another SWORD that's absurdly long.
in other words, two guys with big SWORDS, SWORDFIGHTING with each other....
...Yup.
..."Manly"
Re: Who is and isn't manly?
girth vs length which is more important? i mean, cloud killed somebody after all, no wonder sephiroth wore skinny jeans
Come with me in the twilight of a summers night for a while.
Tell me of a story never ever told in the past.
Take me back to the land,
Where my yearnings were born.
The key to open the door is in your hand.
Tell me of a story never ever told in the past.
Take me back to the land,
Where my yearnings were born.
The key to open the door is in your hand.
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Ok Cloud is alright but I wouldn't consider him "manly" and there is no way sephiroth is he is a total moma's boy its all he obseses over. Truely neither Sephiroth nor Cloud are "manly".
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Is there even a need to go on?KiteXX wrote:god i love FFIX i almost feel disapointed i didn't think of Zidane, but Vivi is way more manly than him anyways i mean
even when he isn't looking at you he's staring into your soul
Come with me in the twilight of a summers night for a while.
Tell me of a story never ever told in the past.
Take me back to the land,
Where my yearnings were born.
The key to open the door is in your hand.
Tell me of a story never ever told in the past.
Take me back to the land,
Where my yearnings were born.
The key to open the door is in your hand.
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I think you just confused him with Axel <shifty eyes>shugo_lover wrote:Reno is manly
Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast
For it is the number of a man; and his number is... 666
For it is the number of a man; and his number is... 666
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To the one that played the Cloud card in here, I agree that he owns a manly weapon, though on the concept of being manly in general, it's a big no no for him. One cannot become depressed despite having such a rough life. True men embrace that pain and hell-influenecd life and constantly strive through the immensity of such a twisted and demented world. 
*ehem* Moving on...
Although he has feminine looks and a...not so manly alter personality when his left eye is exposed, his constant swearing, blood lust, and killer intent make Agito Wanijima a man among men.
*ehem* Moving on...Although he has feminine looks and a...not so manly alter personality when his left eye is exposed, his constant swearing, blood lust, and killer intent make Agito Wanijima a man among men.
