dothackers.net

granted now all wishes ARE impossible to corrupt

I wish i had a refill so i don't have to go to the store and buy more soda

granted, but since i went and got it for you, i drank it

I wish there wasnt just 2 episodes left of the Walking Dead this season.

Granted now there is one

I wish that I had a lot of manga to read over the next few days.

Granted, but its a bunch of bad Dojin >.<;
I wish I had unlimited food to eat and get fat from! X3

granted but that is diet food
i wish this wish to be granted no matter the cost

Granted, but the cost is that the genie undoes all your wishes.

I wish for ultra pudding!

granted, but its so good that you can't taste it

i wish i wasn't an overacheiver or an underacheiver

granted now your average like every none important person in the universe, thus you die during (insert doomsday name).

I wish IGN didnt suck.

Granted, but it's no longer a site about videogames. It's now an online shop for dog hygiene and beauty products.

I wish for demon hipster chicks that obey to my every command and help me attack other people with fireballs while dancing all slick.

Granted, you have destroyed every thing, and you are treated as a god, but the people no longer believe in you. D:

I wish for the old Kite we all know and love. (enough Azure flame Kite I am talking infection!)

granted but it's just the PC without the player which pretty much makes him a zombie anyway, I wish for the cobra unit to have been real in the fight against the axis power's and that I'm a girl version of revolver ocelot. :3

Granted, but you're killed by a heart attack because you noticed a cardboard box following you around.

I wish TheSorrow had let me know they were into Scott Pilgrim sooner.

granted but before you knew about it you became deaf.
I wish the .hack series will live on properly.

Granted, but it results in milking, and .hack becomes the new pokemon.

I wish I could kill Miley Cyrus with the Death Note.

granted but you'll lose the death note and the person who has currently has it kills you with it.
I wish that the sorrow and the joy were my parents, then I would become a girl version of revolver ocelot! :3

granted but they hate you and they kill you
i wish every mans are gay and all the good chiks come at me

Granted all great men become happy and all women come at you with butcher knives for not treating them correctly

i wish i had just one more member in my RP so that i could start it.

granted, then grave robbing adept rogue joins your rp
i wish kitexx rp to start

AZURE-KITE wrote:i wish kitexx rp to start

this is practically impossible to grant until i get another member....but hypothetically

Granted, it becomes a number one rp and nobody elses can compare

i wish i hadn't deleted all my xbox data on assassins creed 2

Granted instead it becomes corrupted data so you have to erase it

I wish Kaori would stop posting that girl Ocelot pic here since it takes up so much room.