Corrupt a wish

[KiteXX]

granted now all wishes ARE impossible to corrupt

I wish i had a refill so i don't have to go to the store and buy more soda

[TheEnigma]

granted, but since i went and got it for you, i drank it

I wish there wasnt just 2 episodes left of the Walking Dead this season.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted now there is one

I wish that I had a lot of manga to read over the next few days.

[Ratsu]

Granted, but its a bunch of bad Dojin >.<;
I wish I had unlimited food to eat and get fat from! X3

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but that is diet food
i wish this wish to be granted no matter the cost

[Erranty]

Granted, but the cost is that the genie undoes all your wishes.

I wish for ultra pudding!

[KiteXX]

granted, but its so good that you can't taste it

i wish i wasn't an overacheiver or an underacheiver

[TheEnigma]

granted now your average like every none important person in the universe, thus you die during (insert doomsday name).

I wish IGN didnt suck.

[TheSorrow]

Granted, but it's no longer a site about videogames. It's now an online shop for dog hygiene and beauty products.

I wish for demon hipster chicks that obey to my every command and help me attack other people with fireballs while dancing all slick.

[Ratsu]

Granted, you have destroyed every thing, and you are treated as a god, but the people no longer believe in you. D:

I wish for the old Kite we all know and love. (enough Azure flame Kite I am talking infection!)

[Kaori]

granted but it's just the PC without the player which pretty much makes him a zombie anyway, I wish for the cobra unit to have been real in the fight against the axis power's and that I'm a girl version of revolver ocelot. :3

[Erranty]

Granted, but you're killed by a heart attack because you noticed a cardboard box following you around.

I wish TheSorrow had let me know they were into Scott Pilgrim sooner.

[Kaori]

granted but before you knew about it you became deaf.
I wish the .hack series will live on properly.

[_Tri-edge_]

Granted, but it results in milking, and .hack becomes the new pokemon.

I wish I could kill Miley Cyrus with the Death Note.

[Kaori]

granted but you'll lose the death note and the person who has currently has it kills you with it.
I wish that the sorrow and the joy were my parents, then I would become a girl version of revolver ocelot! :3

[AZURE-KITE]

granted but they hate you and they kill you
i wish every mans are gay and all the good chiks come at me

[KiteXX]

Granted all great men become happy and all women come at you with butcher knives for not treating them correctly

i wish i had just one more member in my RP so that i could start it.

[AZURE-KITE]

granted, then grave robbing adept rogue joins your rp
i wish kitexx rp to start

[KiteXX]

i wish kitexx rp to start

this is practically impossible to grant until i get another member....but hypothetically

Granted, it becomes a number one rp and nobody elses can compare

i wish i hadn't deleted all my xbox data on assassins creed 2

[TheEnigma]

Granted instead it becomes corrupted data so you have to erase it

I wish Kaori would stop posting that girl Ocelot pic here since it takes up so much room.