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granted but you become a penguin, I wish I didnt suck at vanquish.

Granted yet you arent good enough to beat it, just good enough not to suck (:

I wish for banana pudding

granted but it gives you diarrhea, I wish I didnt have to work anymore.

Granted, you don't have a work and you don't have money anymore, and when you search job they don't accept you
I wish to be 5 years more old

granted but you end up like this guy:

I wish I had a revolver.

Granted, have fun with your death duck =D
I wish Kaori would tell me her Age

I'm 20 its there in my profile, why are you asking?

no, just curiosity, awwww too bad, im 12
I wish to be in New York

Granted, but i hunt you down and put your head on top of a flag pole for being in the same state as me.

I wish that life was a cartoon.

Granted. Now everyone pauses in everyday things for five seconds everytime something remotely educational needs to be figured out.

I wish I had superpowers.

Haseo{Terror of Death} wrote:Granted, you have the power to kill anything you touch. I'd congratulate you with a high-five, but you know...

I wish it was the 16th of December, 2010

Granted, too bad about all that catch-up work you were given...

I wish to be a Boss.

Granted, Yet your company goes bankrupt leaving you, with nothing.

I wish for a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

Hydrabank wrote:Granted, Yet your company goes bankrupt leaving you, with nothing.

I wish for a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

Granted. You get crushed by a falling piano for no reason whatsoever.

I wish that the game would end.

Granted, it's not a curious thing, it's a sword covered in heart-shaped flames that comes out of your chest after declaring your lesbianism with someone </scottpilgrim>

I wish to be more powerful and immortal than Alucard from Hellsing.

granted but you envy human's, I wish certain people would stop harassing me in the forums because I'm bisexual.

Granted, but that wish doesn't effect on me because i like it
I wish to be better than Van Hellsing

Granted, but the Great Space Dragon kills you with dragon's fire for being a threat to mythological creatures.
I wish I would hurry up and finish plotting the Lord Kitten Mittens adventure.