Corrupt a wish

[Kaori]

granted but you become a penguin, I wish I didnt suck at vanquish.

[Hydrabank]

Granted yet you arent good enough to beat it, just good enough not to suck (:

I wish for banana pudding

[Kaori]

granted but it gives you diarrhea, I wish I didnt have to work anymore.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, you don't have a work and you don't have money anymore, and when you search job they don't accept you
I wish to be 5 years more old

[Kaori]

granted but you end up like this guy:

I wish I had a revolver.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, you have a revolving door in your house. Good luck not getting your house broken into and robbed.

I wish that I could have a duck as a pet.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, have fun with your death duck =D
I wish Kaori would tell me her Age

[Kaori]

I'm 20 its there in my profile, why are you asking?

[AZURE-KITE]

no, just curiosity, awwww too bad, im 12
I wish to be in New York

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, but i hunt you down and put your head on top of a flag pole for being in the same state as me.

I wish that life was a cartoon.

[-Aeon-]

Granted. Now everyone pauses in everyday things for five seconds everytime something remotely educational needs to be figured out.

I wish I had superpowers.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, you have the power to kill anything you touch. I'd congratulate you with a high-five, but you know...

I wish it was the 16th of December, 2010

[nobodyknows]

Granted, you have the power to kill anything you touch. I'd congratulate you with a high-five, but you know...

I wish it was the 16th of December, 2010

Granted, too bad about all that catch-up work you were given...

I wish to be a Boss.

[Hydrabank]

Granted, Yet your company goes bankrupt leaving you, with nothing.

I wish for a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

[nobodyknows]

Granted, Yet your company goes bankrupt leaving you, with nothing.

I wish for a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

Granted. You get crushed by a falling piano for no reason whatsoever.

I wish that the game would end.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, however, it cannot actually end, so it will be wiped from existence. Other things might be swept away. However in granting this wish, I have lost the game.

I wish that the power of love wasn't a curious thing.

[TheSorrow]

Granted, it's not a curious thing, it's a sword covered in heart-shaped flames that comes out of your chest after declaring your lesbianism with someone </scottpilgrim>

I wish to be more powerful and immortal than Alucard from Hellsing.

[Kaori]

granted but you envy human's, I wish certain people would stop harassing me in the forums because I'm bisexual.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, but that wish doesn't effect on me because i like it
I wish to be better than Van Hellsing

[GamerKale]

Granted, but the Great Space Dragon kills you with dragon's fire for being a threat to mythological creatures.
I wish I would hurry up and finish plotting the Lord Kitten Mittens adventure.