Corrupt a wish

[TheSorrow]

(Hey, my wish was granted, i didn't duel against any Dragons!! 8D ...Instead i lost against Evilswarms so much i didn't even get to fight the strongest decks ;C lol)

Granted, it's just the answer of (((1+2+4+8+16+32)/7)*(3*3)+1)/2)+1

I wish to get paid for playing the videogames i like for as much time as i want :3

[DaemonicClarity]

I wish to get paid for playing the videogames i like for as much time as i want :3

Granted but the amount you get paid is in alien money and you can't exchange it for regular money

I wish that "The world" existed as a real mmorpg

[BrinODea]

Granted but the amount you get paid is in alien money and you can't exchange it for regular money

I wish that "The world" existed as a real mmorpg

Granted, "The world" that we live in is now turned into an mmorpg, and all the mmorpgs turn into reality, making them the players, and us the characters.

I wish I had Vash the Stampedes intelligence, agility, speed and everything that makes him awesome, but without his other limitations he has, and without the psycho brother who is trying to kill all humans and me.

[DaemonicClarity]

I wish I had Vash the Stampedes intelligence, agility, speed and everything that makes him awesome, but without his other limitations he has, and without the psycho brother who is trying to kill all humans and me.

Granted but a week later you are hospitalized by an unknown disease and die within 48 hours

I wish for a alligator cuz nothing can go wrong with that XD

[BrinODea]

I wish for a alligator cuz nothing can go wrong with that XD

Granted, an exotic pet deal drives up to your house to deliver it, but when they leave you discover you it is actually a crocodile and lost all of your life savings and pay checks for the next 10 years because someone had mistaken the two.

I wish I had something to do for the next three days.

[Kite]

Granted the next three days are u trying to find your way out of the desert.

i wish somebody made a mod of the fps view on the .hack games for the oyao. i wuld play fewevers

[BrinODea]

Granted the next three days are u trying to find your way out of the desert.

i wish somebody made a mod of the fps view on the .hack games for the oyao. i wuld play fewevers

:/ I wanted an actual corrupted wish, not someone stating the facts, cause yes, I am literally stuck in a desert right now, wearing pants, when its 100 degrees... I call redo!

and granted, it comes out, but is impossible to play because FPS is accidentally translated to be "For Promoting Stupidity" and the .hack that you love has been forever changed but you can't stop playing it.

I wish my work would figure out what they were doing with scheduling so I would know when/where I am working.

[Shiori]

Granted the next three days are u trying to find your way out of the desert.

i wish somebody made a mod of the fps view on the .hack games for the oyao. i wuld play fewevers

:/ I wanted an actual corrupted wish, not someone stating the facts, cause yes, I am literally stuck in a desert right now, wearing pants, when its 100 degrees... I call redo!

and granted, it comes out, but is impossible to play because FPS is accidentally translated to be "For Promoting Stupidity" and the .hack that you love has been forever changed but you can't stop playing it.

I wish my work would figure out what they were doing with scheduling so I would know when/where I am working.

Granted, however you hate the times your working and hate the people you end up working with and the place you get stuck at.

I wish.... I could know if things for this summer are going to work out as planned or not.

[DaemonicClarity]

I wish.... I could know if things for this summer are going to work out as planned or not.

Granted but your plans will not work out due to a giant demon attacking your house
I wish that I could have a XXXL Pizza with pepperoni's on it

[BrinODea]

Granted but your plans will not work out due to a giant demon attacking your house
I wish that I could have a XXXL Pizza with pepperoni's on it

Granted, but everyone in a 1000 mile radius visits you when you get it and eat. All you are left with is an XXXX Small all cheese pizza.
I wish I could find a cheap but reliable internet provider.

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, but due to all your neighboors and some spies they steal your connection via wifi and you get a 2bytes per minute internet connection in return!

I wish to have the 5$ i need to finally buy the PS4 :C (DAMN YOU 1$ CHOCOLATE COOKIES!!!)

[BrinODea]

Granted, but due to all your neighboors and some spies they steal your connection via wifi and you get a 2bytes per minute internet connection in return!

I wish to have the 5$ i need to finally buy the PS4 :C (DAMN YOU 1$ CHOCOLATE COOKIES!!!)

Granted, you get the PS4, but never have another cookie or sweet treat again. Oh, and it turns out the money you paid out for your PS4 was counterfeit and your PS4 is confiscated.

I wish that the guy that own my car before me wired the stereo properly wired so that my HUD, steering wheel controls or at least the subs would work properly.

[GamerKale]

Granted, however the stereo's power button is stuck to on and it now only plays one thing Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley and does so at max volume.

I wish I knew more tabletop gamers.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, however they only play Battleship. And they only play with each other. They're also somehow terrible at Battleship.

As did the lion in The Wizard of Oz, I wish for courage.

[Kaori]

Granted, however they only play Battleship. And they only play with each other. They're also somehow terrible at Battleship.

As did the lion in The Wizard of Oz, I wish for courage.

Then Buy a Cigarette.

[GamerKale]

Granted, however they only play Battleship. And they only play with each other. They're also somehow terrible at Battleship.

As did the lion in The Wizard of Oz, I wish for courage.

Granted, you are given the courage of Sir Robin, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, complete with the minstrels to sing tales of your oh so brave exploits.

I wish for my brother to be hit in the face with a lemon meringue pie.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, however they only play Battleship. And they only play with each other. They're also somehow terrible at Battleship.

As did the lion in The Wizard of Oz, I wish for courage.

Then Buy a Cigarette.

That does nothing. I already have m'dear.

Granted, however you must then eat it off his face. Yay.

I wish for not lack of meaningful relationships.

[BrinODea]

That does nothing. I already have m'dear.

Granted, however you must then eat it off his face. Yay.

I wish for not lack of meaningful relationships.

;P then buy condoms in the middle of the day when the store is completely packed full of religious people.

Granted, you get someone who is so meaningful and clingy that you never get to go to sleep because all they do is talk to you to make sure your relationship is meaningful.

I wish that my rent for this month was already paid for.

[Kaori]

That does nothing. I already have m'dear.

Granted, however you must then eat it off his face. Yay.

I wish for not lack of meaningful relationships.

;P then buy condoms in the middle of the day when the store is completely packed full of religious people.

That's nothing, what about Flipping the bird at your parents?

@Brin, Granted, it's paid for,  BY THE NEW TENANT/S!

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

That does nothing. I already have m'dear.

Granted, however you must then eat it off his face. Yay.

I wish for not lack of meaningful relationships.

;P then buy condoms in the middle of the day when the store is completely packed full of religious people.

That's nothing, what about Flipping the bird at your parents?

@Brin, Granted, it's paid for,  BY THE NEW TENANT/S!

Disrespect =/= Courage.

Do I re-grant Brin's wish or do I pretend Kaori made the wish to not have a wish corrupted?

Since I'm at a moral dissonance...

I wish for more.