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Granted, but you come across a black hole, causing you to wander endlessly in darkness.

I wish for anime monkey to corrupt my wish.

granted but not now, I wish for at least 3 pesos.

granted but i give you 1 peso
i wish not to be the last one to post here

Granted, but you'll never post in here again.

I wish to be in the dark with a rainbow besides me.

granted but that is impossinle and you end up killed................................................ by the dark
i wish to post

Granted, but no one cares about your posts so you are ignored.

I wish that more people had originality.

Granted. Now you have to listen to L33T and read it. Everyone is original when you can't understand them.

I wish people would stop asking for miracles.

granted but you become so tall that you fall the monday and touch the ground the saturday
i wish to have a PS3 with network connection

granted but your ps3 explodes, I wish I could meet Mr. Kojima.

Granted, but Kojima runs away from you and his bodyguards/security tackle you down to the ground, thinking you're a terrorist of some kind.

I wish AZURE-KITE would stop making double posts >:/

Granted i don't double post again.........................Instead a make TRIPLE POSTING!!=D
I wish the sorrow would invite me to be a Mod

Granted, but you're given a "very special" Moderator position, in which you're granted none of the features a Mod has, and your only task is to the clean the Staff's bathrooms. Have fun with Kuukai's Snorlax's bathrooms.

I wish AZURE-KITE would stop copying my smilies/creations and directly use them all over without even modifying one single thing .__.

granted instead of that you just leave them and they are mine now
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i wish to be an admin

Not Granted.

I wish ragequits were called something more exciting.

Sorry i dont know what is that, granted but i go back in time and make you not to wish it
i wish to be (i know that im gonna regret this but i don't have other wishes)................gay

granted and you end up marrying fidel castro, I wish japans economy would improve.

Granted, it improves but is then the economy goes downward from government spending on the building of gigantic Gundam Figures.

I wish for non-poisoned apples that taste like apples.

Granted but instead of that you eat a peach
i wish to be

Granted, now you are an image, you have no mind of your own, you cannot move nor breathe.

I wish that world hunger would end.