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TheEnigma wrote:
AZURE-KITE wrote:pink it's a manly color, right now im wearing a Pink T-shirt and a pink with white hat, im writing from an IPhone, and my gurlfriend it's ar my dide, sorry she it's kkussingf me and i can't write good
Anybody other than me see the problem here?
Yeah, it didn't look any different than what he wrights normally, and the girl didn't question why he was on an online site when she was right there.
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grave robbing adept rogue wrote:
TheEnigma wrote:
AZURE-KITE wrote:pink it's a manly color, right now im wearing a Pink T-shirt and a pink with white hat, im writing from an IPhone, and my gurlfriend it's ar my dide, sorry she it's kkussingf me and i can't write good
Anybody other than me see the problem here?
Yeah, it didn't look any different than what he wrights normally, and the girl didn't question why he was on an online site when she was right there.
Close theres a couple reasons infact:

1. If his girlfriend was kissing him and it messed up his writing then why is it that the beginning of the message reads fine up until the point where he actually states his gf is kissing him, which then becomes convoluted.
2. He could have just stopped the message after he said white hat, but instead he goes on to say he cant type well because of said girlfriend.
3. He thinks pink is manly when it obviously isn't
4. There is a very high chance that he does NOT have a girlfriend simply because of my reasons already mentioned.

If anybody actually understands what Im trying to say then brownie points!
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TheEnigma wrote:Close theres a couple reasons infact:

1. If his girlfriend was kissing him and it messed up his writing then why is it that the beginning of the message reads fine up until the point where he actually states his gf is kissing him, which then becomes convoluted.
2. He could have just stopped the message after he said white hat, but instead he goes on to say he cant type well because of said girlfriend.
3. He thinks pink is manly when it obviously isn't
4. There is a very high chance that he does NOT have a girlfriend simply because of my reasons already mentioned.

If anybody actually understands what Im trying to say then brownie points!
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I vote for TheEnigma as the President of Manliness ಠ_ಠ

And there's more reasons than just that, some of which involve the time in which it was posted, and how one wouldn't "mistype" like that with an iPhone, especially not during a kiss attack (not to mention the exact timing of the "kiss"). I doubt that the message was posted from an iPhone, even. But yeah, everyone gets the idea already. And having to lie like that is one of the most unmanly moves that can exist >3>
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TheSorrow wrote:
TheEnigma wrote:Close theres a couple reasons infact:

1. If his girlfriend was kissing him and it messed up his writing then why is it that the beginning of the message reads fine up until the point where he actually states his gf is kissing him, which then becomes convoluted.
2. He could have just stopped the message after he said white hat, but instead he goes on to say he cant type well because of said girlfriend.
3. He thinks pink is manly when it obviously isn't
4. There is a very high chance that he does NOT have a girlfriend simply because of my reasons already mentioned.

If anybody actually understands what Im trying to say then brownie points!
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I vote for TheEnigma as the President of Manliness ಠ_ಠ

And there's more reasons than just that, some of which involve the time in which it was posted, and how one wouldn't "mistype" like that with an iPhone, especially not during a kiss attack (not to mention the exact timing of the "kiss"). I doubt that the message was posted from an iPhone, even. But yeah, everyone gets the idea already. And having to lie like that is one of the most unmanly moves that can exist >3>
Thank you Sorrow.

And yeah whats the point of lying? Its pretty obvious that he is. Its especially funny how this is the first time I have heard him mention a girlfreind and of all topics its this one haha. Job well done.

On topic: Manliest man goes to him...

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Single father who mourns the loss of his wife but won't show it to those close to him, he now resides in a former warehouse. He turned the former manager's office into a 2 bedroom, 1 bath that sits overlooking the facility, which he's turned into a livable home on one side and a power tool maniac's dream on the other side. His older Ford truck sits on a lift when he's not using it, and his Doberman has an old motorcycle chain for a collar.


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''the maliest man it is the one who admit his most hidden secrets and acept his failure when it fails and don't pressume when he wins, the manliest man is the one who know how to treat a woman too, and the one who help those in need that is the manliest man, it doesn't matter if it have a mustache or not, it matter the actions''
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Erranty wrote:Single father who mourns the loss of his wife but won't show it to those close to him, he now resides in a former warehouse. He turned the former manager's office into a 2 bedroom, 1 bath that sits overlooking the facility, which he's turned into a livable home on one side and a power tool maniac's dream on the other side. His older Ford truck sits on a lift when he's not using it, and his Doberman has an old motorcycle chain for a collar.


Manly enough for ya?
...*tips my hat*...ಥ_ಥ No words are able to describe such manliness, only emotions...
AZURE-KITE wrote:''the maliest man it is the one who admit his most hidden secrets and acept his failure when it fails and don't pressume when he wins, the manliest man is the one who know how to treat a woman too, and the one who help those in need that is the manliest man, it doesn't matter if it have a mustache or not, it matter the actions''
''Elvis Presley''
Elvis Presley never said that -3- And either way, Elvis isn't exactly the best role model for a manly man out there >3> He's more into the pretty boy/flamboyant kind.
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that is why i posted it =D!! and you have to admit that what i posted is how manliness is defined, you have to admit it, that is the true manliness
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This guy is manly.
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Who else can use such a manly gesture?

What attacks are more manly than this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
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zaseo wrote:What attacks are more manly than this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
The falcon punch that destroys AZURE-KITE's computer.

Anyway i gotta give Gary my vote for the manliest of them all, did anyone else drive a car and have a cheerleading team at such a young age? I think not.

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grave robbing adept rogue wrote:
zaseo wrote:What attacks are more manly than this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
The falcon punch that destroys AZURE-KITE's computer.

Anyway i gotta give Gary my vote for the manliest of them all, did anyone else drive a car and have a cheerleading team at such a young age? I think not.

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Gary (MF) Oak's girth is legendary, and can not be ignored.
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Tolby wrote:Gary (MF) Oak's girth is legendary, and can not be ignored.
I see what you did there.
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He has a job, he has a bro (Patrick), he has a rockin' bachelor pad. Spongebob is a man.
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marthwmaster wrote:Image
He has a job, he has a bro (Patrick), he has a rockin' bachelor pad. Spongebob is a man.
He also practices Karate, and can't drive. Does that make him Asian?
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Erranty wrote:
marthwmaster wrote:Image
He has a job, he has a bro (Patrick), he has a rockin' bachelor pad. Spongebob is a man.
He also practices Karate, and can't drive. Does that make him Asian?
He's not good at karate, so it makes him a Wasian.
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nobodyknows wrote:
Erranty wrote:
marthwmaster wrote:Image
He has a job, he has a bro (Patrick), he has a rockin' bachelor pad. Spongebob is a man.
He also practices Karate, and can't drive. Does that make him Asian?
He's not good at karate, so it makes him a Wasian.
I forgot to mention something racist. He's yellow.
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Which therefore makes him a...simpson?
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-Aeon- wrote:Which therefore makes him a...simpson?
mind = blown
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zaseo wrote:This guy is manly.
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Who else can use such a manly gesture?

What attacks are more manly than this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

Damn straight Picard is F--kin manly D<

Edit: I've decided that no one is more manly than Spock and his chest hair.
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