How many of you hate twilight?

[moon queen]

Okay I'm a girl, but I cant stand twilight I mean the vampires there are more homosexual than the gay beauty contests here in my country, I really prefer Hellsing and vampire knights than twilight, to be honest my new signature is meant for those vampire wanabe's in twilight.

[nobodyknows]

If you're a Twilight hater, then you've come to the right board :B

[marthwmaster]

I won't say that I ever hated Twilight, because if I did, it would mean that I actually cared one way or the other about it. Nonetheless, previous posts on my part should make my impassionate opinion on Twilight clear to anyone paying attention.

[_Tri-edge_]

Hello moon queen. Would you like to join the TWILIGHT SUCKS BRIGADE? We have quite a few members here in our guild already.

[Erranty]

The first thing you have to realize is that those things in Twilight aren't vampires. They're just pixies with bloodlust. Then just ignore it and every time someone tries to start up a conversation about it yell "Can we talk about something that ISN'T a 30 year old woman's fantasy world?"

[Azure Kite]

Can't say I hate it cause I never actually cared that much about it, I will say it ruins vampires and werewolves in the eyes of the public and is just awful to boot.

I love vampires, and to be represented as the badasses that they are, like in Blade, Interview with a Vampire, Dracula, and Hellsing, and not homoerotic teen romance.

Never cared for werewolves much though, so do what you will with them.

[Azure Knight]

I. HATE. Twilight. I've had to listen to it on audio tape before because my sisters are obsessed with it, and every time I have to I feel my sanity slowly slipping away. I mean, I never really liked vampires to begin with, and this just made it worse.

Hello moon queen. Would you like to join the TWILIGHT SUCKS BRIGADE? We have quite a few members here in our guild already.

Why don't I know about this?

[AuraTwilight]

Everyone with a soul hates Twilight. So it's not murder to kill Twilight fans.

[S1lentOp]

Twilight is a disgusting, putrescent, puss-oozing, diarrhea-stained, piss-reeking, shameful, painfully stupid, utterly superficial, thoughtless, asinine, meaningless, embarrassingly pathetic, witless, atrociously written abomination that has made the world a lesser place by having itself smeared onto paper and inflicted upon the populace on the silver screen. It is an insult to the written word, a disgrace to human thought, a slanderous portrayal of monster and occult lore, and a blemish on the history of human culture. Burn it and excoriate anything associated with it.

[Keyaki]

Damn! XD Completely shat on the entire writing of Twilight, Nice work!

Everyone with a soul hates Twilight

I wanted to add something else to that...but not sure if it's allowed.

[Azure Kite]

Twilight is a disgusting, putrescent, puss-oozing, diarrhea-stained, piss-reeking, shameful, painfully stupid, utterly superficial, thoughtless, asinine, meaningless, embarrassingly pathetic, witless, atrociously written abomination that has made the world a lesser place by having itself smeared onto paper and inflicted upon the populace on the silver screen. It is an insult to the written word, a disgrace to human thought, a slanderous portrayal of monster and occult lore, and a blemish on the history of human culture. Burn it and excoriate anything associated with it.

That's quite a way to express hatred.

[marthwmaster]

a slanderous portrayal of monster and occult lore

Points for implying that Twilight was just bad PR for monsters and the occult.

[S1lentOp]

a slanderous portrayal of monster and occult lore

Points for implying that Twilight was just bad PR for monsters and the occult.

Twilight has created two types of monsters that it calls vampires and werewolves that are nothing more than a teenage girl's wet dream of their favorite fantasy boyfriend (this is actually how Twilight was conceived), thus causing a "vampire craze" throughout young adult audiences that marketing have taken full advantage of to perpetuate. In turn vampires and werewolves have been totally associated with Twilight in popular culture, making it necessary to actually qualify any mention of vampires or werewolves in damn near anything.

[Keyaki]

thus causing a "vampire craze" throughout youngand old adult audiences that marketing have taken full advantage of to perpetuate.

Fixed. Not just the young females but Old 50 year-olds as well.

[GyppyGirl2021]

Twilight is a disgusting, putrescent, puss-oozing, diarrhea-stained, piss-reeking, shameful, painfully stupid, utterly superficial, thoughtless, asinine, meaningless, embarrassingly pathetic, witless, atrociously written abomination that has made the world a lesser place by having itself smeared onto paper and inflicted upon the populace on the silver screen. It is an insult to the written word, a disgrace to human thought, a slanderous portrayal of monster and occult lore, and a blemish on the history of human culture. Burn it and excoriate anything associated with it.

I agree totally with this.

[Helbaworshipper]

I find that the novel has a writing style that keeps me...and she does manage to make a decent action scene. I'm talking about the first book of course.

However, the storyline does suck. As Crispin Freeman put it, Edward is a Vampire Fairy. Therefore, I don't hate Twilight as much as I find it an annoying discussion to have with anyone with a brain. I have friends that like the books, but they are decent enough to talk about smart things around me.

[marthwmaster]

a slanderous portrayal of monster and occult lore

Points for implying that Twilight was just bad PR for monsters and the occult.

Twilight has created two types of monsters that it calls vampires and werewolves that are nothing more than a teenage girl's wet dream of their favorite fantasy boyfriend (this is actually how Twilight was conceived), thus causing a "vampire craze" throughout young adult audiences that marketing have taken full advantage of to perpetuate. In turn vampires and werewolves have been totally associated with Twilight in popular culture, making it necessary to actually qualify any mention of vampires or werewolves in damn near anything.

Unless you happen to be around people who actually know what the f**k they're talking about.

[zerokoolpsx]

I never read or saw twilight, so I wouldn't say I hate it. Just really indifferent, and I know it sucks.

[shugo_lover]

The first thing you have to realize is that those things in Twilight aren't vampires. They're just pixies with bloodlust. Then just ignore it and every time someone tries to start up a conversation about it yell "Can we talk about something that ISN'T a 30 year old woman's fantasy world?"

pft He's not a Vampire he's a Fairy! and it's more like the fantasy world of a 6 year old.

[S1lentOp]

a slanderous portrayal of monster and occult lore

Points for implying that Twilight was just bad PR for monsters and the occult.

Twilight has created two types of monsters that it calls vampires and werewolves that are nothing more than a teenage girl's wet dream of their favorite fantasy boyfriend (this is actually how Twilight was conceived), thus causing a "vampire craze" throughout young adult audiences that marketing have taken full advantage of to perpetuate. In turn vampires and werewolves have been totally associated with Twilight in popular culture, making it necessary to actually qualify any mention of vampires or werewolves in damn near anything.

Unless you happen to be around people who actually know what the f**k they're talking about.

And those people are few and far between.