Man Marries Anime Body Pillow...

[Azure Knight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_6gYbcp ... re=popular
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/vi ... ody-Pillow

It's that time of the month again, where we hear a story about how someone's married an inanimate object. This time, it's a pillowcase. However, this guy is obviously more dedicated to his new "wife" than the man who married a girl from a dating sim back in November, because he's taking her out in public to amusement parks and out to dinner.

The world is in a downward spiral right now.

[zerokoolpsx]

And the killer is that it didn't happen in Japan, but South Korea. The roller coaster pic is freaking hilarious. I mean, he must have overwhelming confidence, or he doesn't feel any shame whats so ever.

[Ranylyn]

I am at a loss for words, here. Part of me thinks its a publicty stunt... but that would actually make sense... and we all know if it makes sense it can't be true....

(At least in today's society which defies all logic and common sense)

[Riouki_Myssaki]

>Man marries body pillow
>He goes to restaurants with it
>Not in Japan

Oh my god, the illness is spreading out of Japan. Soon America will be doing the same thing, but with a porno movie instead.

[Ratsu]

...Think the sex is good?

[S1lentOp]

...Think the sex is good?

That all depends. Does it make a noise when you squeeze it?

[TheSorrow]

...o_O....
How old is he? 15? At least in the video, he seems to be very young, perhaps even younger than the other teenagers they were interviewing D:

[AuraTwilight]

How is this news? Lonely asian nerds have been marrying their pillows and posters for over a decade now.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

im wondering if the pillow sleeps on a pillow or if the guy thinks that his new wife will cheat on him. This all gets so confusing some times, Asain nerds strike again! >.<

[Mirus]

WHAAAAAAAT?! The pillow has two women in it?!

What a player that boy is...

[Ratsu]

WHAAAAAAAT?! The pillow has two women in it?!

What a player that boy is...

Oh wow I didn't even notice that! XD

[Mirus]

I feel bad for the one on the back...she is so deprived of everything !

[TheSorrow]

I feel bad for the one on the back...she is so deprived of everything !

Well, whenever the guy is hugging the pillow, the "girl" that gets to be hugged the most and remains the closest to the guy is the one on the back ;P

That, or she's getting something else...but well, they both get their share in any case o3o lol

[Riouki_Myssaki]

but guess who gave those their sperm to those's fertilizing-ready egg, creating so those would give the birth of the 2D complex.  asian media. and yes, i intended on using the reference to fertilisation.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

im wondering if the pillow sleeps on a pillow or if the guy thinks that his new wife will cheat on him. This all gets so confusing some times, Asian nerds strike again! >.<

It's got nothing to do with being Asain. I'll also go the full mile and say it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with being lonely. These people usually just have a 2D complex. They greatly prefer anime/game girls to real girls. They are happier than they would be with a "real" girl they don't like.

forget the complex that guy needs proffessional help, to marry a pillow either takes insanity or it's just a publicity stunt. People shouldn't be able to marry objects ._.

[Riouki_Myssaki]

when i saw the video, i noticed him as chubby fat. there is a complex, but he is in the worst way i can put it, a desperate fat ****. i mean seriously, a ***** pillow? he only did it because real women have emotions and ideals while pillows are lifeless. it's called charm people, learn to use it instead of ***** a pillow. i swear, those eastern asians.

[TheSorrow]

I wonder now if kids will follow, and end up trying to marry Cabagge Patch girls and Max Steel figures. And then make a whole new trend that if you don't marry some sort of object, you aren't cool D8

Still, only a few things will be able to surpass marrying a freaking character from a freaking DS game. Probably marrying a .gif file (or a file in general), or a text message, or an ASCII character o-O

[grave robbing adept rogue]

i wonder if the next step after marrying possesions is to start trying to use them in everyday life, news headlines will say things like "man drives transformer action figure to work!"

[Azure Knight]

"man drives transformer action figure to work, proposes on the drive there!"

Fixed.

[Advent_Winter]

People are taking this "Love has no boundaries" thing WAY too seriously...