Life with your fellow dot hackers

[shugo_lover]

Yea, it's family tradition. My brother locked me in a closet and set the room on fire when I was eight. Good times.

Don't you just miss the good old days

[zaseo]

Good thing this isn't real. That would not matter if the person is a Gothic sadomasochist. They would beg for the pain.

[Azure Knight]

Good thing this isn't real. That would not matter if the person is a Gothic sadomasochist. They would beg for the pain.

That whole idea seemed to totally come out from nowhere.

Would we get to do fun family bonding activities, like picnics and vacations, or would we be the silent family that never leaves the house, and just watches old reruns of Hogan's Heroes?

[AuraTwilight]

Good thing this isn't real. That would not matter if the person is a Gothic sadomasochist. They would beg for the pain.

Er...gothic sadomasochist? WTF are you talking about?

Though in all seriousness my brother did lock me in a burning closet once. For real.

[Advent_Winter]

Though in all seriousness my brother did lock me in a burning closet once. For real.

I guess I'll have to believe that at my own risk. I'm more of a "PICS! or it didn't happen" type of guy.

[zaseo]

Good thing this isn't real. That would not matter if the person is a Gothic sadomasochist. They would beg for the pain.

Er...gothic sadomasochist? WTF are you talking about?

Though in all seriousness my brother did lock me in a burning closet once. For real.

I really didn't need to add gothic to it, but a sadomasochist would enjoy the pain of getting jab with red hot pokers right? After I took a look at the site again to see if anyone respond to the topic it came up me that I screwed up that post. I only log in from my cpu at home because some idiot in my family f*ck up the cpu with Vundo Trojans at my dad house. At the time I was also texting my friend so I mix up what I was typing.

[AuraTwilight]

I guess I'll have to believe that at my own risk. I'm more of a "PICS! or it didn't happen" type of guy.

Lol, yea, when I was eight years old, locked in a flaming closet, my main priority was to make sure I took good pictures to show off over a decade later.

[_Tri-edge_]

Okay...So what was the point of even mentioning it then AT. > >

[S1lentOp]

Okay...So what was the point of even mentioning it then AT. > >

Well you see:

1. I make a remark about AT, being locked in a closet, and something hot (pokers*)
2. AT reads this and decides to remark
3. Keeping with his general persona, he references an instance in his life that shares some parallels to be like "lol well actually..."
3a. The parallels included: AT, being locked in a closet, and something hot (fire**)
3b. This is supposed to be ironic*** because my original comment unintentionally made these parallels, which AT later confirmed
3c. This also keeps with his persona of being someone who has weird personal experiences that he shares for shits and giggles (preferably giggles****)

See what he did there?

Footnotes:
* You use them in fireplaces to shift kindling so the fire doesn't die.
** That hot yellow-orange **** you apparently kept sticking your hand in as a child despite it being painfully hot.
*** Irony: Incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result - Webster
**** See also: lulz

[zaseo]

AT, S1lentOp, Anime Monkey, Kuukai, and d5t what would you do with the dot hackers here as a family? You would be the best parents out of everyone here. AT can it be something that is "normal" that won't bring any physical, or mental pain?

[_Tri-edge_]

Okay...So what was the point of even mentioning it then AT. > >

Well you see:

1. I make a remark about AT, being locked in a closet, and something hot (pokers*)
2. AT reads this and decides to remark
3. Keeping with his general persona, he references an instance in his life that shares some parallels to be like "lol well actually..."
3a. The parallels included: AT, being locked in a closet, and something hot (fire**)
3b. This is supposed to be ironic*** because my original comment unintentionally made these parallels, which AT later confirmed
3c. This also keeps with his persona of being someone who has weird personal experiences that he shares for shits and giggles (preferably giggles****)

See what he did there?

Footnotes:
* You use them in fireplaces to shift kindling so the fire doesn't die.
** That hot yellow-orange **** you apparently kept sticking your hand in as a child despite it being painfully hot.
*** Irony: Incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result - Webster
**** See also: lulz

I'm somewhat impressed by this. Very well. Carry on. :3

[AuraTwilight]

AT, S1lentOp, Anime Monkey, Kuukai, and d5t what would you do with the dot hackers here as a family? You would be the best parents out of everyone here. AT can it be something that is "normal" that won't bring any physical, or mental pain?

Pfft, no. I didn't ask for this family, dammit! I had dreams! I had a LIFE before you came out of me, you filthy brats! Assuming I didn't abort you, I would either beat, abuse, or just leave you. There's no option that leaves you guys unhurt, because I don't love you. I'm basically Gendo f*cking Ikari. Now get in the Eva.

[zaseo]

LOL you don't have to be in it. Who wouldn't want to see AT's taught on this topic. LOL talk about being sadist.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadistic_p ... y_disorder

[Azure Knight]

WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP BRINGING UP SADISM WHEN IT ISN'T RELEVANT TO THE CONVERSATION?

[_Tri-edge_]

WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP BRINGING UP SADISM WHEN IT ISN'T RELEVANT TO THE CONVERSATION?

Tis' spam my good fellow. Tis' spam.

[shugo_lover]

Stop fighting! Sheez what happened to being a happy family?

[Azure Knight]

Happy family? We all knew we'd be a dysfunctional family from the start.

[_Tri-edge_]

I CALL DIBS ON CALLING DEFAX.