I'm hacking your data drain!

[Gemcrim]

^ Is a chicken who thought himself to be a man.

[Azure Knight]

Wishes he was a mallard, so to try to fit in with the ducks he eats breadcrumbs off the ground and swims naked in lakes.

[TheSorrow]

^Is a woman's "Bleeding Effect"

[Azure Knight]

Wants to be the next Leonardo di Vinci, and therefore sits in a workshop saying "Ezio! So good to see you!" over and over again.

[Gemcrim]

^ Dreams of Ezio and Leonardo being totally gay for each other. ~<3

[TheSorrow]

^Wants to be the Leonardo in that pairing and have Azure Knight as Ezio.

[Azure Knight]

^Wants to be Azure Knight right now.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Agrees with the Haitian "devil" theory

[wave killer]

^Is what the Haitians think is the "devil" in the theory

[TheSorrow]

^Ate the Apple of Eden. Will soon be visited by a Templar doctor.

[Azure Knight]

^ Cut off his ring finger to become an assassin, then soon after learned that they don't do that anymore.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Ate the ring finger in a bowl of chili and thought it was delicious

[Azure Knight]

'Twas delicious.

^Finds roadkill and collects it, making the meat into a stew and stuffing the skins, using them for things like salt shakers and silverware storage.

[KiteXX]

^ thought godzilla was a type of rat that was found in the index of the bible

[TheSorrow]

^Was practicing his monkey-instictive skills on the power lines in front of my house
D;

[Azure Knight]

Bit into a power line hoping to become a superhero.

[shugo_lover]

^Thought a chinchilla was a long lost cousin of the chuahuha

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Afraid of the Taco Bell Chihuahua ^_^...and it's cousins?

[TheSorrow]

^Used a chihuahua to infect me with the swine flu

[Azure Knight]

^ Rides a chihuahua claiming it's a horse.