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AuraTwilight wrote:I have to say Edward "protecting" Bella was the best part of the movie by far (aside from watching shirtless men wrestle each other).

"Rawr I'm a crazy vampire gimme your blood!" "Oh my god, Edward help!" "Bella, I'll save you!" So he like.....punches Bella in the face and she flies out of the vampire's way....into a bunch of porcelain and glass and **** and gets super cut up. Best boyfriend ever, you got there, Bella.

Apart from that, I thought Edward knew how to fight. Guess I was wrong.

*Happily remembers the scenes of Edward getting mauled by his own subordinates.*
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AuraTwilight wrote:I have to say Edward "protecting" Bella was the best part of the movie by far (aside from watching shirtless men wrestle each other).

"Rawr I'm a crazy vampire gimme your blood!" "Oh my god, Edward help!" "Bella, I'll save you!" So he like.....punches Bella in the face and she flies out of the vampire's way....into a bunch of porcelain and glass and **** and gets super cut up. Best boyfriend ever, you got there, Bella.
Come to think of it, is that really any worse than  Haseo attacking Atoli to remove the AIDA from her?
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GyppyGirl2021 wrote:
AuraTwilight wrote:I have to say Edward "protecting" Bella was the best part of the movie by far (aside from watching shirtless men wrestle each other).

"Rawr I'm a crazy vampire gimme your blood!" "Oh my god, Edward help!" "Bella, I'll save you!" So he like.....punches Bella in the face and she flies out of the vampire's way....into a bunch of porcelain and glass and **** and gets super cut up. Best boyfriend ever, you got there, Bella.
Come to think of it, is that really any worse than  Haseo attacking Atoli to remove the AIDA from her?
Alot worse.
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I miss the good old days when vampires burst into flames, not sparkled. Edward isnt even that attractive looking either.
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shugo_lover wrote:Edward isnt even that attractive looking either.
Are you kidding? He's uglier than the lovechild of Marlo and Piros.
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GyppyGirl2021 wrote:
shugo_lover wrote:Edward isnt even that attractive looking either.
Are you kidding? He's uglier than the lovechild of Marlo and Piros.
Sad truth. My friend is obsessed and it like wtf? you have got to be kiding.
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I don't see how ANYONE could find Edward Cullen even remotely attractive.

Then again, I guess I'm just basking in my little corner of Haseo fangirlism... don't look at me like that he's a better character.
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Hey haseo is pretty cute. To even try and compair Edward to him is a fail just no. Eltardo needs to die!
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I don't think there is another character named Edward that is less attractive than Edward Cullen in some way or another.

And yes, Haseo is adorable. And sexeh. But let's leave that out of this thread, shall we? ;)
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Edward cullan tarnishes the name edward tis very sad.
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Not only is he ugly, abusive, flat and sparkly, but he's also a Gary Stu. Lovely. :roll:
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I will admit that his sister Alice caught my eye. ;)
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Advent_Winter wrote:I will admit that his sister Alice caught my eye. ;)
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i hate the commercials worse than the movie, the commercials make it look good but i know it lies... it always lies...

if i ate Edward would i have sparkling crap?
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grave robbing adept rogue wrote:i hate the commercials worse than the movie, the commercials make it look good but i know it lies... it always lies...
Wha..wha..whats wrong with cake? Its not like you secrately find out some one stuck poisen in it. >.< only yeah its pry true you litrially die while watching the movie.
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shugo_lover wrote:
grave robbing adept rogue wrote:i hate the commercials worse than the movie, the commercials make it look good but i know it lies... it always lies...
Wha..wha..whats wrong with cake? Its not like you secrately find out some one stuck poisen in it. >.< only yeah its pry true you litrially die while watching the movie.
ehhhehheheheeeeeeemmmmmmm

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What the crap? Thats sorta freaky...Ugg I can never look at cake the same way again!!!!
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GyppyGirl2021 wrote:
AuraTwilight wrote:I have to say Edward "protecting" Bella was the best part of the movie by far (aside from watching shirtless men wrestle each other).

"Rawr I'm a crazy vampire gimme your blood!" "Oh my god, Edward help!" "Bella, I'll save you!" So he like.....punches Bella in the face and she flies out of the vampire's way....into a bunch of porcelain and glass and **** and gets super cut up. Best boyfriend ever, you got there, Bella.
Come to think of it, is that really any worse than  Haseo attacking Atoli to remove the AIDA from her?
 Atleast with Haseo attacking Atoli, she felt no pain and there was literally no other way to save her. The books have Bella just trip in the nick of time and get out unharmed, so Edward was just being a dick.
I don't see how ANYONE could find Edward Cullen even remotely attractive.
Hey now, Robert Pattinson is one sexy piece of man meat. To his credit, it's okay to like him because he hates Twilight and is only doing it for the money, and has gone on record as saying that when he plays Edward, he imagines this whiny, snotty, fish-faced douuche.
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shugo_lover wrote:I miss the good old days when vampires burst into flames, not sparkled. Edward isnt even that attractive looking either.
Don't worry, Daybreakers promises to return vampires back to their original greatness. And I agree about Edward. Whenever I see Robert Pattinson I instantly think that he was the boy raised by wolves. (And his hairstyle hasn't changed since he was found)
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wave killer wrote:
shugo_lover wrote:I miss the good old days when vampires burst into flames, not sparkled. Edward isnt even that attractive looking either.
Don't worry, Daybreakers promises to return vampires back to their original greatness. And I agree about Edward. Whenever I see Robert Pattinson I instantly think that he was the boy raised by wolves. (And his hairstyle hasn't changed since he was found)

Its one of those havent you ever heard of a hair brush?
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