Corrupt a Wish Game

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, you have it, but it is stolen and the cops arrest you for stealing it.

I wish Anermavolart

[Darkmetrau]

Granted you have it but your head got choped off my wild ninja carrots in the prosess of getting your wish what a shame....

My wish is to have a million cookies

[grave robbing adept rogue]

granted, you have a million cookies... however now you are smuthered and die from suffication.

I wish that everyone had a million cookies but me

[Altre]

Granted, but luckily for us, the government created an interdimensional storage shed for cookies and they happen to have positive magical properties.

I wish that I could indefinitely control time in every aspect, like an alter power (s-CRY-ed).

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, but luckily for us, the government created an interdimensional storage shed for cookies and they happen to have positive magical properties.

I wish that I could indefinitely control time in every aspect, like an alter power (s-CRY-ed).

Granted, however the universe explodes from the corruption.

i wish that i was rich.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, you have a rich farm....in an industrial town...so you get all your food stolen =D

I wish for a dollar, but with no one dying, and it not being illegal, nor any illnesses or major accidents.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

granted, but the dollar gets blown away in the wind all the way into the pacific ocean, good luck getting it back.

i wish for a healthy planet

[haseoxth]

Granted, Jupiter isnt as gassy as it once was.

I wish I had all the money in the world, in a Swiss Bank account, that cant be hacked or robbed, and it is all legal, but for some unknown reason, me having all the money in the world doesnt collapse the world economy.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

granted, but you inherited the money after a close relative dies, and now the government looks into why the money is gone and cant concentrate on anything else

i wish that people would stop trying to have a wish that can't be corrupted >.>

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, now people just make them uncorrupted by accident

I wish I knew Japanese

[Azure Knight]

Granted, but you forget all other languages that you knew, and you only know how to say "cobblestone".

I wish it was summer again. DX

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, it's the summer of 1565, enjoy samurai wars n' stuff

I wish I had a pet dragon that doesn't die or kill me

[TheSorrow]

Granted, it flies away and gets shot down by jet fighters, and unfortunately for him, it remains alive with it's body completely destroyed.

I wish i had someone to do my Mexico's Sociopolitical and Economical Enviroment homework, at no price, done correctly and very good, and with the teacher grading it with a perfect grade.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, however, you're homework is found to be plagiarized after the grade is put in, and you're expelled.

I wish I knew my time for today's race

[Azure Knight]

Granted, it's right now. RUN, HASEO, RUN!

I wish I had a pretty pony.

[Super Robot]

Granted, its very pretty, very dead, and very stuffed. Enjoy~

I wish I had laser vision.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, all you can see is lasers.

I wish the new Soul eater chapter came out and didn't suck or involve my life, or it's story line.

[Super Robot]

How is that at all corrupted?! Thats EVEN BETTER!!

Granted, the new Soul Eater chapter came out. However, it has no dialog, no art, and it actually just 20 pages of the artist's ass xeroxed with ace precision. It is viewed as hilarious and edgy by Japan and sells over two-million copies.

I wish the X-Men live action movies would stop SUCKING!

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted now all Live Action movies suck...WHY'D YOU RUIN IT!

I wish we could I could find research on my topics T.T

[Super Robot]

Granted, but you can now no longer find any pornography ever.

I wish Japan would make a shipping error and send me the 1/1 scale Gundam.