Minimum Requirements

[AuraTwilight]

okay stop using the computer analogy right this damn minute before we go into robot fetish or I f*cking kill everyone.

[Ratsu]

okay stop using the computer analogy right this damn minute before we go into robot fetish or I f*cking kill everyone.

...Whats wrong with a robot fetish? O.o;

[Keyaki]

okay stop using the computer analogy right this damn minute before we go into robot fetish or I f*cking kill everyone.

...Whats wrong with a robot fetish? O.o;

uh...dude.......?

...........nvm

[Mirus]

Please dont get too off-topic, you can talk about other things as long as you add to the actual content, take this post as an example what I just wrote was off-topic, now...

I'd like to add something to my "Minimum Requirements",

He must not be over 10 years older than myself or more than 3 year difference if younger than me

He must be a he,only male, born as a male and still a male, always and forever, before during and after !

[Erranty]

Technophilia is a valid fetish.

[AuraTwilight]

Technophilia is a valid fetish.

So is being a furry, but it's still disgusting and wrong.

[Ratsu]

Technophilia is a valid fetish.

So is being a furry, but it's still disgusting and wrong.

O.o wow, I'm sorry to get so off topic, but AT I honestly thought you would be more open minded and not Judgmental over things like that.


Oh yea I have a requirement, No Hitting me! >.<; every one likes to hit me or kick me in the shin.

[TheSorrow]

Yeah, i was actually lying. My actual minimum requirements would be a laptop PC, with a very good RAM capacity, preferrable 2GBs with an expansion capacity of 4, and Atom Duo processor....wow...thinking about it is just so beautiful and hot. It would be very welcomed too if it had an ATI graphics card, because NVIDIA can get so picky and demanding, and if it had 250GBs of HDD as well as 4 USB ports...that would be just....beautiful. And with the OS being anything but Windows Vista.....wow.....excuse me, i'm getting naughty here....

...Oh wait, the computer fetish thing was gone and denied long ago D8'' lol


Back on topic, i'd like to add something, something mentioned in Super Robot's insanely huge list (no problems with it though..."Super" needs "Super", after all), but it can be a better wording than something similar i said; still a "not-required-but-recommended" requirement, but at least more recommended than simply wearing glasses.

- Sexually secure. None of this embarrassed... hidden... suppressed catholic guilt stuff.

What i want is a girlfriend/partner that i can have sex with because we want to and we just want to show our love and feelings for each other that way, without any "barriers" in-between because those barriers just shouldn't exist....a girl that knows and understands her body and feelings and is smart enough to decide what to do with her body and when to do so on her own, a girl that isn't afraid of kissing a guy for too long because it'd be "immoral", or that really insists to don't have sex until marriage (i really have something against that....i mean, sure, i understand that girls wouldn't want to just have sex with anyone (well, some of them), but it only causes early marriages and more divorces, and i see it as some moral rule as "smart" as not allowing women to vote or dress any revealing). Maybe my views on sex are screwed up, maybe i'm just guy who wants to have sex often...but even with that, i think it's stupid that a girl wouldn't want to have sex because her religion says so, or because it's "wrong" until i sign a sheet of paper and say pretty words to some God....since when do i need a "license" to simply have a moment of love and passion with the one i love? x-x' Sure, my preferrence would have a girl who's pervy and sexually active indeed, but i'll be happy enough as long as the girl is sexually secure indeed, and understands and tolerates the way i feel as a boyfriend and male person with normal needs...actually, i think i'd be happier that way, since the other would be pretty much a lustful relationship, not what i want.

[Mirus]

YEAH THE SORROW?! SO IT's like that ?!

Don't come running back to me when you're infected with all the std's known to man (and some that have not even discovered yet)

I want a guy who is a virgin and is not so obsessed with sex "OMG LOL I WANT SEX NAW"

that is a major turn off

A guy who can respect a girl's decisions and not try to pressure her is a good guy, a guy I like (:

[grave robbing adept rogue]

YEAH THE SORROW?! SO IT's like that ?!



I want a guy who is a virgin and is not so obsessed with sex "OMG LOL I WANT SEX NAW"

that is a major turn off

A guy who can respect a girl's decisions and not try to pressure her is a good guy, a guy I like (:

Uh yeah good luck with that >.>

[Mirus]

Technophilia is a valid fetish.

So is being a furry, but it's still disgusting and wrong.

Your best quote :3* ("You win W3C"), I'd also like someone who isnt into those fetishes (Hopefully i'm not hurting anyone's feelings)

[Ratsu]

Technophilia is a valid fetish.

So is being a furry, but it's still disgusting and wrong.

Your best quote :3* ("You win W3C"), I'd also like someone who isnt into those fetishes (Hopefully i'm not hurting anyone's feelings)

Hm... Furry = having sex with animals, or feeling a sexual desire toward them... but aren't people animals, I mean we are mammals?

[TheSorrow]

A guy who can respect a girl's decisions and not try to pressure her is a good guy, a guy I like (:

A girl who can respect a guy's decisions and not try to pressure him is a good girl, a girl I like (:

>3>
I won't pressure anyone, and if the girl i like and want to be with is not a virgin then well, it can be because of many factors and reasons, but i'll accept them all unless she's really a slut. If the girl i like and want to be with is not virgin because she met a guy in the past she really liked and she took that decision, then that's great how she has lived and experienced it, and i'm not going to be judgmental because of something that happened in the past, and i expect her not to be as well (because she should just keep on living). And if the girl i like and want to be with really doesn't want to have sex for whatever reason, from a very smart and personal one to the "religious moral" reason, then i'll accept and tolerate it, and still be with her because if i like her it's for an actual reason and not because of sex; i just wouldn't be happy in that aspect and state my reasons of why i think that, but i won't force her and accept her decision anyhow.

To resume it all:
-A girl who has enough knowledge and is secure about her sexuality, willing to accept and enjoy it
+ to Preferred Requirements

[Ratsu]

Sorrow... you just earned an EPIC sticker XD

[TheSorrow]

Sorrow... you just earned an EPIC sticker XD

Thanks alot, i'll keep it! X3

Hm... Furry = having sex with animals, or feeling a sexual desire toward them... but aren't people animals, I mean we are mammals?

Furry is actually more like thinking you're some anthromorphic thing with a great sexual drive, having sex often with some other anthromorphic things, usually without knowing their real looks, or even what gender they are. Yours is more related to bestiality (which is just like furry even though furries would love to debate why it isn't that), and though there's logic on your question....would you honestly think it's the same to have sex with a normal human girl and with a female monkey, even though we're both "mammals and similar"? :P lol

On that note, i don't have anything against fetishes, and i think every person has a least one fetish, however insignificant or "normal" it might seem. But no furry for me...i don't have anything against the dudes in fluffy suits humping the next fluffy suit, but it's just ridiculous and not interesting for me.

[Ratsu]

Pwahahaha... enjoys his glasses fetish

Oh yea theres another requirement, Must wear glasses, if not, then at least wear them for fun every now and then.... No reason >.>

[LegendaryDarkKnight]

I like big butts and I can not lie.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Hey wait... do hookers count? Never can have too many of those, they don't complain and they leave as soon as it's over, of course you have to pay (._.)

Adding to mah requirements:

You don't need to have to meet any other requirements as long as i don't have to pay.

[Darkmetrau]

... wow, and you guys have been posting minimum requirements? My gosh, how picky.

For me, all I need is someone who's Christian, has a job or is getting an education, shows me respect, and also has some common sense.

If you find a male with common sense let me know
No one matches my requirements i am just to good for everyone so stuff it
and my typos will kick anyones backside

[TheSorrow]

You don't need to have to meet any other requirements as long as i don't have to pay.

Well, in the end, unless you find a girl who's a freaking millionarie and you're too lazy to get a job, you'll have to end up buying something for her, something she makes you buy it, something you want to buy to her, take her somewhere and having to pay, and so on...so you WILL have to pay even if it's far from being a hooker D: Of course, it's very different to pay for any of what i mentioned than to pay for having sex...but this is a minimum requirements topic anyways, not "sex requirements" or something like that...unless that's your definition of a "partner".