Corrupt a Wish Game

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, he becomes so intelligent and telling us everything so clearly that he even surpasses AuraTwilight and SilentOp together

I thought it was impossible to say all those words in one sentence


Granted, now you never sleep and you go out at night and get raped, stabbed than burried in a garbage dump.

I wish i could eat three bowls of rice in exactly 27 seconds

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted...too bad you choke on the first grain of rice D=

I wish I could decide whether to have a
♂Skittyx♀Wailord or
♀Skittyx♂Wailord
egg

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, you now have so many eggs that your game data erases itself.


I wish that i was nothing again :3

[TheEnigma]

Can't be granted because you already are.

I wish a 40, sum joints, and sum ****!!

[grave robbing adept rogue]

that wasnt really corruption but ok


granted, but now you have female dogs all over you.


i wish that this thread was alive again :/

[{Fabled Hero}]

Granted but since it is alive again everyone posts on it makes the server crash therefore ruining the site and then corrupting the whole internet..and thus no life wiht internet ever again.

I wish i can go to E3 and Comic Con next year!!

[TheSorrow]

Granted. Your prescence in the E3 causes every console and screen to be shut down and causes chaos all over and you barely have time to escape, and right as you enter to the Comic Con, everyone identifies you as the one who caused the E3 disaster and then they kidnap you and torture you for years.

I wish i could create Skynet and have full control of it without it ever rebelling against me.

[TheEnigma]

Granted. Your prescence in the E3 causes every console and screen to be shut down and causes chaos all over and you barely have time to escape, and right as you enter to the Comic Con, everyone identifies you as the one who caused the E3 disaster and then they kidnap you and torture you for years.

I wish i could create Skynet and have full control of it without it ever rebelling against me.

Granted but then they send Anuld back to kill you.

I wish Level 5 brought all of their games here.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

granted, now we are up to are knees in japaneese video games that havn't been translated yet, good luck getting to work.

i wish i met a magical talking axe that wouldnt kill or rape me :B

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, it Castrates you and calls 911 to save you

I wish I had delicious pizza that didn't hurt me and I could it it without consequence

[Kuukai]

I wish I had delicious pizza that didn't hurt me and I could it it without consequence

Granted, you can it it all you want, but it's covered in cyanide and you can't eat it.

Along the same lines, I wish hgyauters yuggib tribidad.

[grave robbing adept rogue]

i think i can understand that!


Granted now you have random words and letters roaming around you house breaking things and eating your food.

I wish for a car that looked so awesome that it invented a new word for awesome and that it actually worked

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted Sedanastical, too bad your stranded on an unmarked island in the north pole...and are truly saved.


I wish I had something to eat that didn't kill me, wasn't hazardous to my health, family, or close friends, I can completely digest it without and negative consequences, I can eat it, and hell, nothing dies or gets ill no matter what, and I can eat after this meal so it isn't my last

[Super Robot]

Granted, but it tasted awful... like... ass sweat and rotting carcass.

I wish I Bright Noa's Japanese voice actor was still alive.

[Kuukai]

Granted, but he retires and opens a restaurant where he punches customers in the face.

I wish that everything in the world was red.

[Super Robot]

Granted, but you're red color-blind so everything looks gray.

I wish I could go to Bright's restaurant and get punched in the face.

[Kuukai]

Granted, but the punch is thrown by Camille.

I wish I had a stem-cell PlayStation that could play games from any region or era.

[Super Robot]

Kamille?! KAMILLE?!?! Damn you...

Granted! But, it uses only wii-mote controls.

I wish I was a newtype.

[Kuukai]

Granted. You're in my bookcase.

I wish Baskin Robbins utilized the zero index and had 32 flavors.

[Super Robot]

Granted, but all of the flavors are poorly made and taste like crap.
And they're all covered in terrible sprinkles...

I wish... I wish... I wish I had a magic carpet.