Corrupt a Wish Game

[nobodyknows]

granted. you're jetissoned into space because you're a fish monster. what now?

I wish that my PSP would fix itself at an affordable flat-rate of £10 an hour :<

[Azure Knight]

Granted, but it's actually at 10 euros a second. And it takes 5 hours.

I wish the other topics didn't get locked...

[nobodyknows]

that won't change anything =_='

I wish that we could have another hang-out-and-chat topic >.>

[grave robbing adept rogue]

Granted, but now the admins lock it.

I wish i could unattach and reattach my jaw like a snake so i can swallow things whole without choking.

[Azure Knight]

Granted, but you accidentally rip your jaw off.

I wish I had super shooting snake venom!

[TheSorrow]

Granted. Not telling you where you "shoot" that venom from, but let me tell you, going to the bathroom will never be the same ever again.

I wish i had 1337 skills as those characters in the movie Hackers, to make a virus that eats all your files using a cookie monster gif.

[Azure Knight]

Granted, but The Count later kills you with giant numbers.

I wish I had a new game idea that wouldn't get locked.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, but it fails

I wish that the stupid answer game topic wasn't locked....

[nobodyknows]

and I wanted a supercar for christmas :<

I wish that billy mays could get a deal into heaven.

[Azure Knight]

Granted, but his infomercials are trumped by God's.

I wish I knew what a supercar was...

[wave killer]

*Runs over Azure with supercar*
Granted.

I wish Predators would be released already.

[Azure Knight]

Granted. All of the sexual Predators are released from prison, and they all find you and rape you. Congrats.

I wish I had a flying submarine.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, too bad you need to fuel is with jesus juice

I wish I had a magical flying train that didn't need to be fueled, and can't crash or fall off the tracks, and nothing bad would happen to me my friends or my family.

[Azure Knight]

Granted, but the sky terrorists hit it with an RPG, and it kills everyone but you, your friends, and your family. Now hundreds of deaths are on your conscience.

I wish Metal Gear Rising was out already.

[haseoxth]

Granted, but due to the combination of you wanting it rushed and it not being produced or Directed by Hideo Kojima himself, its even shittier than we thought.

I wish Kojima was directing and producing MGS:Rising.

[Super Robot]

Granted, but now the entire game is about naked Raiden.

I wish Kojima would kill MGS and work on Zone of the Enders.

[nobodyknows]

granted.. but -I'll kill myself after saying this - It gets pushed back ANOTHER year due to budget problems >.<

*shoots self in head*

I wish that ZOE3 would come out before 2011

[TheSorrow]

Granted, it comes out in December 31, 2010, and programmers were so drunk they forgot to add stuff and it's an uplayable game

I wish i would understand Ubuntu better to be actually able to do stuff with it

[nobodyknows]

granted, you understand it, but can't use it. EVER.

I wish that Blazblue wasn't region locked for the 360

[Azure Knight]

Granted, but now it's an 8-bit sidescroller.

I wish I wasn't so bored.