If I was God

{Fabled Hero} · Post by **{Fabled Hero}** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:20 pm

If AT was god...i would then become an aetheist, screw that i would become a Satanist..no longer believing in religion, because i know that the one that is there to worship does not have anything to offer me but pain and frustration..So why do that when i can rebel...and say F*ck you at the same time...sounds like a good plan to me...what do you think?

_Tri-edge_ · Post by **_Tri-edge_** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:31 pm

{Fabled Hero} wrote:If AT was god...i would then become an aetheist, screw that i would become a Satanist..no longer believing in religion, because i know that the one that is there to worship does not have anything to offer me but pain and frustration..So why do that when i can rebel...and say F*ck you at the same time...sounds like a good plan to me...what do you think?

You've got balls. I'll tell ya that. Too bad you'll regret it later...

AuraTwilight · Post by **AuraTwilight** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:58 pm

We've already tried figuring out AT's gender, and it still ends up in one big "?" mark. Besides, Gods don't necessarily have to have a gender.

I've told you people multiple times, I'm a hermaphrodite. Take my pants down and you'll see a penis and a vagina right next to each other. I call it my Mangina. S'pretty cool.

If AT was god...i would then become an aetheist, screw that i would become a Satanist..no longer believing in religion, because i know that the one that is there to worship does not have anything to offer me but pain and frustration..So why do that when i can rebel...and say F*ck you at the same time...sounds like a good plan to me...what do you think?

Wow. You have balls. Of course, you can't actually rebel since, 1) I'm not asking anyone to worship me, and 2) My only rule is to basically do whatever you want, since my powers are keeping people from infringing on each other's rights. By pretending to rebel, you're really just doing exactly what I want you to do, and thus you're still an AT-ist. You're my most faithful worshipper, Fabeled Hero. <3

Though I'm still going to use my godly might to abort your parents backwards through time so you're never even conceived.

_Tri-edge_ · Post by **_Tri-edge_** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:42 pm

AuraTwilight wrote:I've told you people multiple times, I'm a hermaphrodite. Take my pants down and you'll see a penis and a vagina right next to each other. I call it my Mangina. S'pretty cool.

May I...See it?

grave robbing adept rogue · Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:04 pm

AuraTwilight wrote:
I've told you people multiple times, I'm a hermaphrodite. Take my pants down and you'll see a penis and a vagina right next to each other. I call it my Mangina. S'pretty cool.

Mirus · Post by **Mirus** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:50 pm

If AT were God

I think I might not exsist?

Fun thread

<3 To the world

AuraTwilight · Post by **AuraTwilight** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:36 pm

_Tri-edge_ wrote:
AuraTwilight wrote:I've told you people multiple times, I'm a hermaphrodite. Take my pants down and you'll see a penis and a vagina right next to each other. I call it my Mangina. S'pretty cool.

May I...See it?

I get that a lot. The answer is always no for your own safety, as I'm pretty sure it's glorious awesomeness will fry pitiful mortals who gaze upon it.

_Tri-edge_ · Post by **_Tri-edge_** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:39 pm

AuraTwilight wrote:I get that a lot. The answer is always no for your own safety, as I'm pretty sure it's glorious awesomeness will fry pitiful mortals who gaze upon it.

Thank you for caring, but if death is the result of seeing such an awesome enity from nature, then so be it. Besides, my brain is more durable than you think.

Zilabus · Post by **Zilabus** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:57 pm

AuraTwilight wrote:
_Tri-edge_ wrote:
AuraTwilight wrote:I've told you people multiple times, I'm a hermaphrodite. Take my pants down and you'll see a penis and a vagina right next to each other. I call it my Mangina. S'pretty cool.

May I...See it?
I get that a lot. The answer is always no for your own safety, as I'm pretty sure it's glorious awesomeness will fry pitiful mortals who gaze upon it.

IT"S LIKE HAVING MR. T AND CHUCK NORRIS RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER. IN YOUR PANTS! YAY!

TheSorrow · Post by **TheSorrow** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:52 pm

IT"S LIKE HAVING MR. T AND CHUCK NORRIS RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER. IN YOUR PANTS! YAY!

LOL!
I must see myself too if it's like that XD Even though it's basicly asking for showing your genitals :P

Zilabus · Post by **Zilabus** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:22 pm

TheSorrow wrote:
IT"S LIKE HAVING MR. T AND CHUCK NORRIS RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER. IN YOUR PANTS! YAY!
LOL!
I must see myself too if it's like that XD Even though it's basicly asking for showing your genitals

I'm sure they duke it out for supremacy over your crotch region nightly.

AuraTwilight · Post by **AuraTwilight** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:40 pm

Alright, fine, here it is:

http://i43.tinypic.com/20kufy8.jpg

My mangina defies three-dimensional Euclidean space, so my camera warped the image to the closest thing the human mind can comprehend.

TheSorrow · Post by **TheSorrow** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:44 pm

...No wonder i never passed Euclidean Geometry D8

_Tri-edge_ · Post by **_Tri-edge_** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:00 pm

My god....It's beautiful.

Your boyfriend is a lucky man.

iuliathe3rd · Post by **iuliathe3rd** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:20 am

How did this turn into a discussion about AT's genitals? >_>

Zilabus · Post by **Zilabus** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:48 am

Anime Monkey wrote:How did this turn into a discussion about AT's genitals? >_>

Well, someone figured if he's God, he's Jesus. His own son, with himself. That makes him a tranny. It's just basic thermodynamics.

AuraTwilight · Post by **AuraTwilight** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:37 pm

Anime Monkey wrote:How did this turn into a discussion about AT's genitals? >_>

Better question: Why did it take this long to get to my genitals?

Mirus · Post by **Mirus** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:23 am

Because some people are scared of them

<3 really

TheSorrow · Post by **TheSorrow** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:38 pm

I'm not.

I can't be scared of what i'm ignorant of, after all o3o

nobodyknows · Post by **nobodyknows** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:15 pm

I think I missed out on a lot. *going over last page*

ahh.. so that's the truth about AT.. *oggles pic*

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