Corrupt a Wish Game

[Erranty]

Granted, you are now titled "Not-so-super famicom"

I wish I were an invincible, highly trained sniper!

[Theo]

Granted, but your skills are so great that you neaver really neededand is soon disposed of.

I wish I was featured in a cartoon/anime.

[nobodyknows]

granted. you appear in the first shot, on the edge of the camera, in a highschool anime revolving around your worst enemy. you never appear for the rest of the series.

I wish that metal gear Ray was real, and that I was its controller (as a side note I wish that it was immune to nukes, and that solid snake, or anyone assosciated with the metal gear series wasn't there to stop me from taking over the world with it)

[Theo]

Granted, but they used other mass weapons of warfare that could easily destroy you and your plans to take over the world.

I wish I was easting my favoritte dish of sushi.

[nobodyknows]

Granted, but it's poisoned =/..

I wish that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious was an actual word, like antidisestablishmentarianism!!

[Theo]

Granted, but they become the only two words that you know how to say.

I wish I had a new iPod headset.

[nobodyknows]

granted, but it breaks after one use =[..

I wish I had more time >_<...

[Erranty]

granted, you are now immortal, but everyone you'll ever love will die in a horrific accident.

I wish that my body was the carrier (non-infectable due to immunity) of a plague that will wipe out all life on the planet when I die.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted but you are immortal and held captive until Earth itself ceases to exist.

I wish MÄR Omega didn't suck so bad

[nobodyknows]

granted. it's now better than breathing! the world ends at a young age because of it...

[Theo]

No wish was made so therefore It goes to me.

I wish I had a sex partner (a real female with real female organs) on call.

[nobodyknows]

granted... but she's a minger with a s**t personality T_T..

I wish that the sun would blow up ¬_¬

[Theo]

Granted, every time you birht a male child he will spontaniously combust into flames.

I wish I had a vending machine at work that took cards as well as crinkled dollars.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, too bad all it is empty

I wish I find my phone charger D=

[Reon]

Granted, but the charger is in 5 different pieces.

I wish that the third mortal kombat movie won't suck as bad as the second.

[nobodyknows]

granted. It doesn't suck as bad as the second.. it sucks even worse -_-d..

I wish that cheeseburgers were inert

[Theo]

Granted, they are cloned like McD's.

I wish for five more tattoos.

[WeOfTheDark]

Granted, but while showing them off, you got a sunburn. a really bad one.
like that one that guy from Reno 911 had.

We wish we had something shiny.

[Theo]

((Too bad I'm a mixed race, I don't get sun burns at all. ^_^))

Granted, you and everyone else around you got a fresh shiny pile of dag poo.

I wish for the Halo3 Mountain Dew to come back.

[azureeagle]

Granted, but due to the popularity of the drink. Every other soda company went out of business.

I wish Square Enix would make a PS3 remake of Final Fantasy VIII