Corrupt a Wish Game

[kite114]

Granted you get shot.


i wish i could meet pedobear.

[Theo]

Granted, you get raped every day upon every second of your life till you die.

I wish I had a hot bowl of ramen right now. (chicken flavor)

[kite114]

granted but its poisined


I wish i was rich.

[Theo]

Granted, but you suddenly become bankrupted and die from poverty.

I wish I had a dutchie to pass to the left hand side.

[DamienCreater]

Granted but left and right suddenly become switched.

I wish that wishes weren't wished since the wish will be wished and the wished wish will be wished.

[Theo]

Granted, but you used up the last of your wishes for all enternity.

I wish I was a world renowned gaming expert.

[Erranty]

Granted, but nobody cares and you live in your mom's basement and she outlives you!

I wish my STFU & GTFO!

[nobodyknows]

granted. what else is there to say -_-d?

I STILL can't think of a wish ¬_¬...

[zaseo]

I wish that me, and everyone else that posed on this topic goes in to a fantasy world where we go on a quest to kill some evil warlord, or something.

[nobodyknows]

granted, but we're all noobs and get crushed by a level 2 fluffy bunny....

I wish that occult was cooler =/...

[Erranty]

granted, they are now frozen solid in ice.

I wish that these kids that were eye'ing my truck earlier to day would f*ck off and die!

[Skeith13]

Granted, but there always be a kid looking at your car no matter how many die.

I wish I had a Big Mac.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, but it isn't exactly a McDonald's Big Mac, and instead an ex-rapist...well he was >=D

I wish Walmart actually had labels on some of their stuff...

[nobodyknows]

granted. they're now selling their employees for a bargain of $2.95!!!

I wish that higurashi was based on a real life incident in a village called hinamizawa T_T!!

[Erranty]

granted, but the events are erased from the history books.

I wish Chuck Norris would fight Robocop on Pay-Per-View.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, but Chuck Norris thinks he is too good to fight him and the fight ends without starting.

I wish I had more money

[Erranty]

granted, but the bank notices its slip-up and corrects it in 2 minutes.

I wish I had never kissed my ex in the first place.

[Theo]

Granted, instead you've done a lude act that you will now and forever regret.

I wish I never woke up with a headach.

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, but you instead woke upo with vomiting for 3 hours

I wish that...anime girls were real

[Theo]

Granted, you've drawn a whole set of them on your hand alone.

I wish I had another title other then "King of Pervs".