Corrupt a Wish Game

[Erranty]

Granted, but its seasonings are deadly to humans!

I wish for the end of days!

[Theo]

Granted, your day ends at 12:05 A.M. where you'll find yourself in a box 6ft under.

I wish Jessica Alba was my wife.

[azureeagle]

Granted. But every time you try to touch her, fan boys come and run you over.

I wish that everyone was superheroes.

[Theo]

Granted, but seeing you made the wish your only one without superpowers.

I wish I was in a world away from reality where anything can happen.

[azureeagle]

Granted. But since you're in a world where anything can happen, you're beaten up 20 times by a gang that includes; an elephant, hippo, and George Lopez.

I wish that I can hypnotize people to my will.

[Theo]

Granted, in doing so all of your subjects become infuriously enrage and mawl you to scraps.

I wish CC Corp. was real and came out with actual systems for us to use.

[Fragments.beta]

Granted, but then your PC gets the Deadly Flash virus, you have a seizure, then die.

I wish the universe would implode.

[Theo]

Granted, except for at that moment you've become immortal and drift around in nothingness and continuously die every waking second with no ret.

I wish I could go home early today from work.

[AuraTwilight]

Granted, you skip work to go home, so you get fired. You can't get another job in time, so you end up penniless in homeless, whereupon you become a hobo, and thus no longer human. Your undead husk has it's head blown off so the virus can no longer abuse the sanctity of your body.

I wish for this thread to be locked.

[Theo]

Granted, though someone will com up with another pointless game for others to enjoy at their own expense.

I wish I could think of a wish to actually wish upon so that I can make a wish.

[nobodyknows]

Granted.. but you die before the star appears.

I wish for nothing for I need nothing.

[Theo]

And in return you get something that you dislike greatly.

I wish for a better economy.

[nobodyknows]

you get it but god thought you added "Don't" to the equation, therefore the economy stays as bad as it always has been.

I wish for corruption 0_o....

[Theo]

Your wish makes a fart sound and nothing happens, your already corrupted enough.

I wish for a better and more meaningfull that's outside this existance of the one I have now.

[ShinoBee]

Granted, but you gotta live it as an old man who can't do much.

I wish for better .hack//G.U. yaoi fanfics.

[LegendaryDarkKnight]

Granted, but you gotta live it as an old man who can't do much.

I wish for better .hack//G.U. yaoi fanfics.

Granted. You soon read them all grow bored of all yaoi fan-fics and realize that you have nothing else to do in your life.

I wish I could go see Dark Knight on opening day.

[nobodyknows]

your wish is granted but it ends up being a bollocks movie and you wonder why you even bothered.

I wish for fish

[Haseo{Terror of Death}]

Granted, but you're in a tank filled with paranas(?) and sharks, and there is no opening

I wish I could be raped by physically attractive women

[FallenDragon]

Granted, but it turns out they were men who had a sex change >=D

I wish the weather wouldn't be so hot here >__>;; (I'm dying....)

[Theo]

Granted, your weather was swoped with Florida's current weather, rainy and on the verge on a hurricane.

I wish Jessica Alba raped me when I was under the influence.