Corrupt a Wish Game

[Theo]

Okay so I got kind of bored sitting here at work with nothing better else to do, so I wanted to play a game with everyone.

Here is how it works.

One person makes a wish and the next person is suppose to say grated, followed by how they would corrupt that wish. And then they continue with their own wish followed soon after.
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Now seeing as I am the first I will make a wish and the very next person to post shall corrupt in any manner possible.

I wish ppl at work wasn't so annoying.

[SnowManZero]

GRANTED but now they act like over bearing parent's who are too demanding

I WISH for complete and utter chaos.

[Reon]

Granted. But as a result, your house is destroyed in anarchy.

I wish for a tank.

[nobodyknows]

Granted.. unfortunately for you.. there's a terrorist inside it already =[.. the rest is self explanatory ¬_¬..

I wish to be what my dream is, and in turn, what it isn't and why it was (there's a reason for it being like this)..

[AuraTwilight]

Granted, but you die of cancer before you can enjoy it.

I wish for everyone to recognize how superbly awesome I am, which is in Chuck Norris levels, without the wish being corrupted in any manner, no strings attached. HA!

[Erranty]

Granted, but you die of cancer before you can enjoy it.

I wish for everyone to recognize how superbly awesome I am, which is in Chuck Norris levels, without the wish being corrupted in any manner, no strings attached. HA!

Granted, but U must live in an apartment where this goes on!


I wish for all my ultimate unnatural powers, exactly the way I imagined then including how I use them.

[Theo]

Granted, but you die of cancer before you can enjoy it.

I wish for everyone to recognize how superbly awesome I am, which is in Chuck Norris levels, without the wish being corrupted in any manner, no strings attached. HA!

Granted, sadly for the corrupt master has to do it anyway, there are no ways or loop holes around getting corrupted, aside from that your are recognize and rnowned to be the very next spwn of Chuk Norris, execpt no one cares.

I wish to be home in bed sleeping with nice dreams. ╦_╦ (Please not too harsh, my dreams are already corrupted enough.)

[Erranty]

I wish to be home in bed sleeping with nice dreams. ╦_╦ (Please not too harsh, my dreams are already corrupted enough.)

Granted, but there is a naked 10yr old girl in ur bed and the FBI are coming in.


I wish for all my ultimate unnatural powers, exactly the way I imagined them including how I imagined using them.

[LegendaryDarkKnight]

I wish to be home in bed sleeping with nice dreams. ╦_╦ (Please not too harsh, my dreams are already corrupted enough.)

Granted, but there is a naked 10yr old girl in ur bed and the FBI are coming in.


I wish for all my ultimate unnatural powers, exactly the way I imagined them including how I imagined use them.

Granted, but the powers are too much for your mind. You slowly develop brain cancer.

I wish I could go to warped tour.

[Erranty]

I wish for all my ultimate unnatural powers, exactly the way I imagined them including how I imagined use them.

Granted, but the powers are too much for your mind. You slowly develop brain cancer.

I wish I could go to warped tour.

Eh, I alter the dimensional laws so I cannot die, then wipe cancer from existence, and create a pocket universe full of babes that are better than perfect 10's and there is no hunger or famine or exhaustion...

Then I grant all wishes that cannot stop me, consequence free.

[Theo]

Your slowly but surely stabbing this thread with a butter knife.

Disregarding those outlandish wishes, I wish for a better reception for all cell phones around the world.

[nobodyknows]

Granted, but due to problems with global warming... and green peace suceeding in world domination.. all cellular phones are now banned =/...

I wish you would all just get along >_< (runs out crying)!!!!

[Theo]

Granted, °_° But sadly no one likes crybabies.

I wish i didn't have a head ach.

[Kazekun]

Granted, °_° But sadly no one likes crybabies.

I wish i didn't have a head ach.

GRANTED! But now without being able to feel the pain, your head will invisibly compress itself until your brain explodes.


I wish that had made more sense theoretically...

[Theo]

Granted, now you've become a theorical theorisist, your theories makes so much sense no one regualr will understand you.

I wish i got paid for sleeping at home. (I get paid enough for sleep ing at work. )

[azureeagle]

Granted, but now everytime you sleep, one of your Co-workers break into your house and fart in your face while you're sleeping.

I wish that I was The Incredible Hulk (yay)

[Kazekun]

Granted, but now everytime you sleep, one of your Co-workers break into your house and fart in your face while you're sleeping.

I wish that I was The Incredible Hulk (yay)

GRANTED! But now everyone thinks your a monster, and wants you dead. They'll try to capture you, and shoot you into space in a bombs galore-filled spaceship!


I wish I was the Silver Surfer! (now THAT'S a yay!)

[azureeagle]

Granted. But everytime you surf through walls, everyone thinks you're trying to peek at girls changing, and everyone calls you the Silver Pervert instead of the Silver Surfer.

I wish that a giant Taco would appear downtown.

[nobodyknows]

Granted... and it crushes Gordon brown at the same time XD... unfortunately it knocked over a building, coincidentally killing the creators, game developers, artist, storyboard writers e.t.c. of project .hack, who happened to be on vacation in america at that moment...

[Fragments.beta]

I think Nobody broke the chain. I'll reboot it.

I wish for the world's best tuna sandwich.