Plans to kill AK

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azureeagle
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Plans to kill AK

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Hi I'm Haseo and I'm going to tell you about how I killed Azure Kite.
H: I'm going to kill you AK for killing Shino
AK: Hmm wonder what I should do today?
H: I know what to do I'll distract him and when he's not looking I'll push a car down which will run him over! This plan is full proof!
H: Hey it's Aura!
Ak: Where?*looks around*
H: Hah! *Pushes car*
Atoli: Hi Haseo!
H: Atoli watch out!
H: *jumps on Atoli pushing her*
Atoli: Um Haseo?* Blushing*
Haseo: what?
Atoli: Do you want to have some fun?
haseo: :shock: umm... Sure
* 2 hours later*
H: Ok now that's that out of my system let's kill AK!
A: ok!
H: What are you doing here?
A: I want to help!
H: Ok, Distract AK then I'll throw a piece of dynamite at him then you run out.
A: OK!
A: Hey AK!
AK: Hi Atoli!
H: Take this *throws*
A: *runs away*
*Wind carries around dynamite*
H: ****
*explodes*
Uchuuu, kitaaa!!!
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kite114
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Re: Plans to kill AK

Post by kite114 »

It was mildly amusing.It was like cyote and roderunner thats why i found it funny.
"Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life knowing that they must someday die? Knowing that none of it will have meant anything once they do?"
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