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Does Tom Cruise pwn?

Can Tom Cruise and pwn be in the same sentence?
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Hell yeah
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Who? Wasn't he in that movie with the girl and the aliens?
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Tom Cruise is no longer Paramount Pictures ****(sort of)

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YAY! Paramount Pictures has refused to renew to the $10 million dollar contract, and now is $2 million dollars. WHATNOW? Tom Cruise's contract is now sad. Poor Tom Cruise. Jerks. xD
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I can't hear his name with thinking about that woman... She had the face of a horse... :shock: Like Sarah Jessica Parker. Equestrian Women!!! :D :D
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Heh.The only reason I know about Tom Cruise is because of Talladega Nights.(I don't know if I spelled that right) :lol:
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Good.

That nut needs to take the pills the psychiatrists have suggested.

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I'm trying to figure out which of the three poll choices is pro-Tom Cruise.
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marthwmaster wrote:I'm trying to figure out which of the three poll choices is pro-Tom Cruise.
The second one down.
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The guy is totally eccentric. You gotta love it.
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Grey wrote:The guy is totally eccentric. You gotta love it.
I'm an aussie, and so is cruise, but as of now I on the behalf of everyone else in australia officially denounce him as an aussie and grant him the option of choosing wherever else he want's to live, simply because he's such a complete an utter idiot who would need to take about half a bottle of riddilin just to calm himself down for 3 second's to realise how much of an ass he realy is.

(That was all one sentance!)

The guy's an idiot! read up on scientology and that'll prove it even more that he's an idiot.

he's a good acter, don't get me wrong, but he's a glorrified nuttcase!
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I don't know his education, so won't say 'no' or 'yes' to him being an idiot. However, I will agree with him being a nutcase. 8)
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SnowManZero wrote:
Grey wrote:The guy is totally eccentric. You gotta love it.
I'm an aussie, and so is cruise, but as of now I on the behalf of everyone else in australia officially denounce him as an aussie and grant him the option of choosing wherever else he want's to live, simply because he's such a complete an utter idiot who would need to take about half a bottle of riddilin just to calm himself down for 3 second's to realise how much of an ass he realy is.

(That was all one sentance!)

The guy's an idiot! read up on scientology and that'll prove it even more that he's an idiot.

he's a good acter, don't get me wrong, but he's a glorrified nuttcase!
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i dont like the poll choices! :( tom cruise and pwn can be in the same sentence in a negative way! observe:

...and then Chuck Norris, and Worf PWNed Tom Cruise for believing in scientology, which is ridiculous.

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KattaK wrote:...and then Chuck Norris, and Worf PWNed Tom Cruise for believing in scientology, which is ridiculous.

see?
You guys want a nice, big flame war? If not, I wouldn't go insulting people of alternative religious faiths no matter how ridiculous they may seem. This is a message board. You don't know who may be reading, so it's best to avoid saying things that could offend people, especially on such a sensitive topic as religion.
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I have the original book that Elron Hubbord wrote that started Scientology...it was a sci-fi book.....Cruise is effing nuts.
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Post by Cless »

So he's no longer making any movies? That might be a good thing.
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Scientology doesn't count as a religion. And I don't care who knows that I think that.
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But, let's not even go into that. Let's continue about how cool Tom Cruise is.
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I have mountains of doubts as to Tom Cruise being 1337 enough to have pwn be in the same sentence as him, excluding him being pwnt.
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Post by Grey »

But...but...he totally pawned aliens in War of the Worlds. And then totally pawned both American soldier and Japanese samurai in the Last Samurai. And, and...he completely pawned that black musician guy in Collateral.
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Well, I doubt he escaped being a
biznatch because once you go
big in acting..you will always have to suck-up
and be a biznatch for them.,
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marthwmaster wrote:
KattaK wrote:...and then Chuck Norris, and Worf PWNed Tom Cruise for believing in scientology, which is ridiculous.

see?
You guys want a nice, big flame war? If not, I wouldn't go insulting people of alternative religious faiths no matter how ridiculous they may seem. This is a message board. You don't know who may be reading, so it's best to avoid saying things that could offend people, especially on such a sensitive topic as religion.
yeeeaaah...
okay mom. it's not like im drawing comics of Muhammad, calm down. :roll:

and thankyou Kaoshima, for being realistic. I agree with you, of course you know Tommie will sue us now. :lol:
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