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Yes, this is based on the same thread on GU. I hope nobody minds.

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[Phyllo and Tabby are at the Mac Anu bridge.]

Phyllo: "*Sigh* It's days like this I feel my age."

Tabby: "It can't be that bad. You only know you're old when you hear your favorite song in an elevator."

Phyllo: Facing Tabby "That's happened to me three times!"

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[The Twilight Brigade is surrounded by TaN. Ender licks here dagger...]

Ender: "Gah! I swit by tounge!"

Ovan: Yo momma.

Shino: Oh no he di'nt. *snapsnap*

Haseo: Aight.

Sakisaka: West siiiiiiide.

Tabby: ... *quits the Brigade.*

Phyllo: -falls off the Mac Anu bridge into the river-

Phyllo:Holy crap!!!!!I'm a cat!!!!!I thought I was a lizard man!!!!!!!!!And I'm foating!!!!!!!!!I'm old,when did that happen!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy crap!!!haseo is coming to talk to me!!!!who is he!!!!!!!why is he bugging me!!!!!!!!!

This one is inspired by Epitaph Of Daybreak's cheese sandwich Ovan.

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 [Tri-Edge confronts Ovan. Ovan tears off the padlock, the box bursts open and 300 cheese sandwiches fall out]

Ovan: "Oh no! I left the AIDA in my other box!"

Haseo: I Like Pie

Phyllo: ... ... ... F*ck you

Shino: Haseo, I truly care about you more than Ovan!!!

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Tabby: *silence*

Phyllo: The last time my cat pulled out the cord I dissected it and ate it's organs. Then I murdered my wife and threw her in a body bag, the garbage men complained I had too much garbage. So, what were you saying Haseo?

Haseo: Ya umm.. about that... I gotta go... -dashes off-
-Awkward silence moment-
Phyllo: Aww.. he would've made a good snack.

Phyllo:(to haseo)Ovan?hes the nicest,most normal player you can ever meet.
Haseo:thats the deal with is arm.
Ovan:*appears outta nowhere*ill explain that.i had trouble remembering my lunchbox everyday,so i nailed it to my arm*opens it*cheese sandwhich?
haseo:O.o...i quit...

Piroshi: Im just to Sexy

Phyllo: man I sure could use a cheese sandwich right now..where the hell is ovan?

Phyllo: I sometimes get bored while sitting on this bridge that I sometimes f**k my cats. Recently I've been finding kittens with my head on them, don't know why.

Tabby: hey sakisaka! what's up!? what are we gonna do today!?!

Sakisaka: I'm a pedophile you know

-silence-

Tabby: so i bend this way, right? *arching on her knees*

Haseo: ok i think i got it right, so this is how you train to play twister? *is in awkward position with tabby

Ovan: yeah thats right, sure

Shino: *snapping pictures*

Phyllo: i feel like running

Tawaraya: economics are the devil !!

Tabby: so, who here thinks they can take me on a physics debat?

Please don't double post shio, if you want to add more, please use the button on your last comment.

Tabby:I will end all!!!I will consume all!!!!I will put butter on all!!!!


BTW-I remember the days when we used to congradulate others on there sense of humour...what happened........


Ovan:Shut up crow,eat a sandwitch!!!

...Ok....

Phyllo: Tabby! I have good news!
Tabby: Really? Really really! Really really really!
Phyllo: Shino's dead!
Tabby: Thats good news?
Phyllo: No but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gico!

haseo:shino whot dos ovan look like in Rl
shino:hes fat and never leves his home
haseo:rely
sheno:no hes the presadent of the US
haseo:nowI know your lieing ovans to smat to b bush
ovan;TAn hase WMDs so wer going to invad them
haseo:nevermined

Thanks to Azure Crow I had a dream about A cheese sandwich I earned for helping people out an 8 dollar Cheese Sandwich Thanks

Anyways

Piroshi: If I could be a super hero I would be ...

Phyllo:*takes a nap falls off the bridge* AAAAAHHHHH I cant swim

Tabby: Haseo
Haseo: yeah
Tabby: I have something to tell you
Haseo: Whats that
Tabby: Im pregant and its ovan

Haseo sings while pking: Swinging my scythe ,Swinging my scythe (?)

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Ovan: become stronger Haseo...
Haseo: why?
Ovan: what do you mean?
Haseo: Why do you want me to become stronger?
Ovan: now that you ask... i want you to become stronger because i am realy evil and will kill everybody in the freking game and you have to stop me.
Haseo: Why me?
Ovan: Because you are special.
Haseo: what do you mean?
Ovan: you are the only one who thinks i am not crazy...
Haseo: But i am starting too...
Ovan: well... gotta go...
Haseo: where?
 Ovan: to think of an elaborated plan to kill shino and blame Azure Kite... i mean tri-edge...
Haseo: WTF?!
Ovan: you see... that´s the only way you will awake Skeith.
Haseo: what is "Skeith"?
Ovan: stop asking... don´t you want some cheese?
Haseo: yes i do...


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Shino: they say there was a statue of an elephant here...
Haseo: an elephant?
Shino: yes, he was called **** son of a **** **** *** /$%&%%
Haseo:

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Phyllo: your voice is reaching him...
Tabby: do you think so?
Phyllo: yes... you are so annoying... how can he ignore you? i sure need to learn that trick. BTW.. i´m dying.

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Tri-edge: why everybody runs from me?
Doctor: because you are spooky and kill people...
Tri-edge: no, i am not!! i am a good guy! don´t you remember IMOQ?!
Doctor: there there... you are evil... so what... you have to accept the problem...
Tri-edge: you are not even listening to me!! i´ll eat your data drained brain!!
Doctor: see... you are evil...
Tri-edge: wait a second.. you are Ovan!!
Ovan: no i am not!! hey HASEO!! I¨ve FOUND TRI-EDGE!!!
Haseo: aha!! give Shino back or elase!!
Tri-edge: or elase what?!
Haseo: exactrly!!
*Ovan makes a run for it...*
Haseo: anyway... you are mine...
Tri-edge: i realy have to go now...
*Haseo runs after tri-edge swinging his scythe*
Tri-edge: why me (?)

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 azure Balmung: got a new bike...
Haseo: so?
Azure Balmung: you are hurting my feelings...
Haseo: sorry... let´s be friends...
Azure Balmung: let´s go for some aromatic grass.
Haseo: okay, everybody love and peaceeeeeeeeee~ tehee~