Weirdest erotic dream?

[Erranty]

I know this might be a bit "non-pg13", but c'mon, almost everyone's had one. So I wanted to see how strange or kinki people's subconscious desires are!


 My weirdest sex dream? I was in a labyrinth, there was this female clown (looked 28) pasty white, bald cap with curly red hair sticking straight out at the sides, and she was wearing a really classy, strapless, dark green dress. I got flipped over one of the walls, landed on my back, then she appeared and mounted me, all the while she was beautiful, even with the big red nose. I never once saw anything below her torso, I guess I just never bothered to look down, and she never actually took off the dress.

[nobodyknows]

T'was more of a nightmare than a dream;

There were mushrooms and clams everywhere.
Lots of cream covered the floor.
Everyone was mini.
I was dressed like a giant Frank.N.Furter.
You figure out the rest.

[Helbaworshipper]

I once dreamt I was a Lesbian. That and some strange force was forcing me away from the person. Unfortunately, it was not really that erotic.

[TheSorrow]

DOGS.
Enough said.

[Tolby]

Wow. Clowns and dogs.


Uh.. with my pants still mostly on?

[grave robbing adept rogue]

... spongebob... why?

[Shiori]

Well I am not going to post a personal personal one but I had one were my friend was watching michal Jakson rape a little boy. She had pop corn and everything it was odd. It took place in a graveyard and I was on a walk with a mager hotty! X3 We were going to have a picnic when we ran into my friend and this odd scene. My friend was really into it. I was scarred from it and quickly left with the hotty I was with what happend between me and him well..... thats classified. ^_- I then woke up. It was very odd. 0_0 well most of it.

[GyppyGirl2021]

I'm going to be perfectly honest, I've had more than one dream about humping the carpet.

Mine are usually terribly boring. o_O

[AZURE-KITE]

Two years ago..... 3 girls 2 mans and me....... in a pool..... u know the rest is "TOP SECRET"

[TheEnigma]

Two years ago..... 3 girls 2 mans and me....... in a pool..... u know the rest is "TOP SECRET"

Haha you dreamed about 2 other guys in your dream so basically you had one girl to yourslef haha wow.

[Shiori]

Well it hasn't happend yet but I know tonight I will diffinitley have a weird erotic dream. Sadly I will love every minute of this dream that I hopefully have. ^///^

[AZURE-KITE]

Two years ago..... 3 girls 2 mans and me....... in a pool..... u know the rest is "TOP SECRET"

Haha you dreamed about 2 other guys in your dream so basically you had one girl to yourslef haha wow.

That's teh weirdest part..... They were only watching...... then i got to a place, then walked walked, appeared with my clothes on and get to a truck 'silverado' and get home =P....... dunno how

[shugo_lover]

It was the craziest thing ever and that is all I'm going to tell you.