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And I've been toying with the idea of "If Morganna and Kite got married." So I just gotta get this out of my system.

Kite: Honey can you help me with the kids.
Morganna: What's wrong?
Kite: Well Skeith keeps terrising the neighbors dog to dead. Innis keeps leaving illutions all over the street. Magus keeps trying to propagate with Tarvos...and I think she's starting to like it. Fidchell keeps trying to start his own fortune telling hotline and Gorre is helping him. Macha keeps seducing the neiborhood boys. And Corbenik just keeps staring at me, mumbling something about rebirth.
Morganna: I'll be right there.
Kite: It told you we should have stopped at 2.



This is hilarious! that is EXACTLY what would have happened!
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Lmao... Kite And Morganna????
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So how would they....like, do it? Would Kite have his PC masturbate in a field?
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AuraTwilight wrote:So how would they....like, do it? Would Kite have his PC masturbate in a field?
You WOULD ask that,wouldn't you?
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Post by Haseo-Skaith »

Well it has been shown that Morganna can control PC characters. Like how in SIGN she creates a copy of Memerue(SP?) to try and hurt Tsukasa's feelings.

So maybe Morganna took a female form for their honeymoon. :P
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Lmao, You Guys Are So Funny.
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Post by Marioshinobi »

This topic took a weird turn...

A very..bad...weird...turn...
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Post by Azalan »

well dude, it would make a good possible theory as to y kite looks so creepy in GU. I can see it now.

Azure Kite: Haseo, I have something I need to tell you...

Haseo: What ****er.

Azure Kite: Morgonna and I are married, and by her we had the phases as children.

Haseo: :shock:

LOL
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Azalan wrote:well dude, it would make a good possible theory as to y kite looks so creepy in GU. I can see it now.

Azure Kite: Haseo, I have something I need to tell you...

Haseo: What ****er.

Azure Kite: Morgonna and I are married, and by her we had the phases as children.

Haseo: :shock:

LOL
Azure Kite: Come give daddy a hug.

Haseo: Stay away from me. Its bad enough I get that from Piros.
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Azure Kite: If you don't I will call your mother, and she won't be to happy!

Haseo: Oh F**K.

LOL
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Post by Haseo-Skaith »

Azure Kite: Now where's that hug?

Haseo: Screw you old man. (Rips open chest and pulls out his epitaph and throws it at Azure Kite.) Thats it, I'm never playing this game again. (Logs out for good.)

Azure Kite:(Holding the epitaph and it turns into a baby Skeith) Oh aren't you cute. Oh yes you are. Would you like a bottle?
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yeah! that is exactly what would happen! LOL!
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Post by Haseo-Skaith »

Azalan wrote:yeah! that is exactly what would happen! LOL!
Yeah I do roll playing from time to time and I'm always being told how I seem to emulate the characters so well. Maybe I should have been an actor.

Alas poor Azure crow. I knew him Azalan. a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. :P
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The spam just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going...
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oh yeah, sorry...... :oops: i wonder what would happen if shugo and rena got married?
:shock:
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Post by Shinsou Wotan »

Azalan wrote:oh yeah, sorry...... :oops: i wonder what would happen if shugo and rena got married?
:shock:
Not possible under Japanese law. Or did you just mean in-game?
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That'd Be UBER Incest. I Wonder If CC Corp Has A Censor. Lawl.
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Azure Kite: Aw, Come On.. It Wasn't Actually Me That Killed Your GF, C'mon, Hug Me!
Haseo: You Basssttttttardddddddd! [Takes Out His Twin Blades]
Azure Kite: Aw, Be A Good Little Boy. [Pats His Head]
Morganna: Honey, I Need To Go Corrupt Some More Areas, And Torture Aura, I'll Be Back Soon!
Azure Kite: Okay, Sweetie!
Haseo: You Guys Are Morons.


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Morgonna: Bad Haseo...*Slaps Haseo on the face leaving a big red handprint.* she then leaves to torture Aura.

Haseo: OW U SADISTIC LITTLE B****H!

Kite: That is no way to talk to my wife! He then hit haseo upside the head with his opne skies.
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Lmao, This s So Funny!
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