Corrupt a wish

[Kaori]

I wish to for everyone to have a lifetime supply of BACON!!!!

Granted, but you cause everybody to die due to obesity, you turned the planet into a graveyard, hope you're happy.

I wish I was an RGM-96X Jesta Pilot helping escort the RX-0 Unicorn to a Garuda Atmospheric transport supported by 3 other RGM-96X Jesta's, an MSN-001A1 Delta Plus and an RX-0 Banshee when all of a sudden we are attacked by a Sleeves ship.(WolfHacker you're up.)

[AZURE-KITE]

Last time i checked this was corrupt a wish, not "Corrupt a wish!: A challenge between Wolfhacker and Kaori!, Who will corrupt the best?! Check it out here!" so let OTHER PEOPLE corrupt and make wishes, this is a family game! not a 1 vs 1 Game!!!

I wish that Wolfhacker and Kaori would stop that stupid corrupting rant and let other users post in here too!

[VirusCoreS]

well said, AZURE_KITE, I will grant you a kiss for a bonus this time wish.

Granted! other members are start to post here too, making funny post about wish-corrupting and stuff, then there cybergeddon.

[Oxidizer]

>_>

<_<

I wish for a Pocket Medic.

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pocket_Medic

[Kaori]

>_>

<_<

I wish for a Pocket Medic.

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pocket_Medic

Granted, but it doesn't really do anything, its just there on your shirt, people think you're creepy for carrying around a doll.

Granted! other members are start to post here too, making funny post about wish-corrupting and stuff, then there cybergeddon.

Shame on you for not corrupting it, that or maybe you just suck at it which is probably why I wouldn't let you do my wishes.

[VirusCoreS]

Shame on you for not corrupting it, that or maybe you just suck at it which is probably why I wouldn't let you do my wishes.

fine by me, it's not corrupting contest anyway *shrug (plus I got no money from doing it :9)

I wish third chapter of Synchronicity (Len/Rin) released now.

[Kaori]

I wish third chapter of Synchronicity (Len/Rin) released now.

Granted, but you make a contract with me ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

[AZURE-KITE]

*sigh* I wish that people in this forums could fear me as they do IRL.... AND NO! that's NOT my wish....

I wish that i could be Alex Mercer... Or at least his brother/son

[WolfHacker]

*munches on cookie* What happened? Woo, how long was I away? Trippy...Oh look a wish!

*sigh* I wish that people in this forums could fear me as they do IRL.... AND NO! that's NOT my wish....

I wish that i could be Alex Mercer... Or at least his brother/son

People fear you? Do you teach a course on that? I could really use some.

Granted! You become Alex Mercer, but you are married to female version of me! Plus if you try and kill me I just multiply! Wuhahaha!

I wish that everyone a person uses a search engine, a kitty steps out of the monitor! Kitties for everyone!

I dare you to corrupt a kitty wish, I dare you!

[Kaori]

*munches on cookie* What happened? Woo, how long was I away? Trippy...Oh look a wish!

*sigh* I wish that people in this forums could fear me as they do IRL.... AND NO! that's NOT my wish....

I wish that i could be Alex Mercer... Or at least his brother/son

People fear you? Do you teach a course on that? I could really use some.

Granted! You become Alex Mercer, but you are married to female version of me! Plus if you try and kill me I just multiply! Wuhahaha!

I wish that everyone a person uses a search engine, a kitty steps out of the monitor! Kitties for everyone!

I dare you to corrupt a kitty wish, I dare you!

Granted, but due to the large amount of kitties flooding the world and not enough chinese to make meatbuns out of them we all start exterminating them like common vermin, and when that failed people started making unholy contracts with otherworldly beings just to get rid of the kitties ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼.

[AZURE-KITE]

*munches on cookie* What happened? Woo, how long was I away? Trippy....

I wish that everyone a person uses a search engine, a kitty steps out of the monitor! Kitties for everyone!

I dare you to corrupt a kitty wish, I dare you!

Granted, but then again, people use search engines for everything, even questions as: "Where are my keys?" And the world gets filled by kittens . . . Rave kittens!, and everyone now is trying to survive the zombie cat apocalypse, and they all blame it on you. Hereby they make experiments with you and try to make the cure with your blood, wich takes a lot of painfull tests such as getting your extremities replaced each 3 days, ripping of your skin and heal your wounds later so you wouldn't die, and your blood being constantly sucked out dry to a machine, then get it returned to you.
c:
I wish that someone would hug me . . .

[Kaori]

granted, but the person who hugged you was a suicide bomber.

[AZURE-KITE]

I wish that d5t and his team would hurry up and make the 2nd chapter for .Hack//GnU (Fanmanga) D;

[Kaori]

[VirusCoreS]

I wish for squirrel (blank face)

[Kaori]

I wish for squirrel (blank face)

Yes but this happens:

I can't really think of a wish right now so somebody else just make a wish.

[AZURE-KITE]

I wish to die....

Seriously admit it, everything will be better without me

[VirusCoreS]

I wish to die....

Seriously admit it, everything will be better without me

that's not true, what can I do without you AZURE-KITE?

uh, i;m not very creative today, so I let someone else corrupt AK's wish

[WolfHacker]

I wish to die....

Seriously admit it, everything will be better without me

Wha?! But, but...I like reading your post! You're fun! You NO DIE!

Oh I know...Granted, but you came back as a Ball-Jointed-Doll that is modeled after Kite! I purchase you and love you forever!

I wish for a machine that produces gummi candy at the push of button! Seriously, gummi-bears are like crack for me

[AZURE-KITE]

Granted, but it only has 2 gummi bears, that are immediatedly eaten by me, then gummi figures no longer exist c:

I wish for a custom name! >:3 [Fallen Sky]