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Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:19 pm
by nobodyknows
If you want to kill it, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Also, you should try shock therapy. Wire up all the copies of Stephenie Meyer's next release - after praying that there is none - to battery packs, and make it so that for a month, everyone who touches a twilight book will get shocked by it! that way survival instincts will kick in, followed by the government, and the books will forever be banned as health hazards!

Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:28 pm
by grave robbing adept rogue
aww but wheres the revenge for how easily they were convinced?

Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:48 pm
by wave killer
Alright, alright, now everyone remain calm. I'm sure there is a way to destroy the Twilight series without killing ourselves.

Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:27 pm
by Nash
Twilight haters are hilarious.

Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:34 pm
by Helbaworshipper
nobodyknows wrote:If you want to kill it, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Also, you should try shock therapy. Wire up all the copies of Stephenie Meyer's next release - after praying that there is none - to battery packs, and make it so that for a month, everyone who touches a twilight book will get shocked by it! that way survival instincts will kick in, followed by the government, and the books will forever be banned as health hazards!
Let's just make all babies hate it by using the Brave New World strategy:
The students observe a Bokanovsky group of eight-month-old babies wearing the Delta caste’s khaki-colored clothes. Some nurses present the babies with books and flowers. As the babies crawl toward the books and the flowers, cooing with pleasure, alarms ring shrilly. Then, the babies suffer a mild electric shock. Afterward, when the nurses offer the flowers and books to the babies, they shrink away and wail with terror.

The Director explains that after 200 repetitions of the same process, the children will have an instinctive hatred of books and flowers. A hatred for books is ingrained in the lower castes to prevent them from wasting the community’s time reading books that might “decondition” them. The motivation for instilling a hatred for flowers is more complicated. The Director explains that Gammas, Deltas, and Epsilons were once conditioned to like flowers and nature in general. The idea was to compel them to visit the country often and “consume transport” in the process. But since nature is free, they consumed nothing other than transportation.

Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:01 pm
by AuraTwilight
But babies can't tell one book from any other; they'll just hate all books.

Not only that, but this method is severely inhumane and actually executing it will land you in prison so fast and so hard that you'll be going by "Big Jim's Lil' Sally."

Re: New Moon movie makes 250 million+ opening weekend?

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:40 pm
by Azalan
I agree my fav part of the movie was when edward tries to protect bella and is all like BELLA F***K OUT DA WAY!!!! *CHOKELSLAMS THRU WALL* EPIC