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Granted, but the KGB kill you and steal it.

I wish I was less stressed. DX

Granted, but you become so relaxed that you become so out of shape and overweight that you can't leave your bed. Then within the next month, you die due to a blocked artery and high cholesterol.

I wish i had mo' money!

Granted. You get $10 dollars, which is taxed by the government for a rediculous amount. So now you owe the government $44,198.92.

I wish I didn't have two tests tomorrow.

Granted now you have 3 and they are all on **** you didnt study or learn about, you have 4 seconds, go man go!

i wish i was definately not human.

Granted, you are a bird and fly right right into a jet turbine.

I wish i didn't take music 101 this semester!

Granted, you are now in BDSM 101, where you are whipped for an hour and a half by you're teacher who has a slight underbite and is wearing scantily clad leather clothing. Fun stuff.

I wish I had something to do.

Granted, you now have a donkey.

I wish my cars transmission worked.

Granted, but your engine explodes when you get into the car.

I wish I didn't have to fast right now.

granted, you now you engorge yourself making you overweight then you have a heart attack.

i was born in the early 70's where the music was good.

Granted, you are born in an alternate time-line were early 70s music was good. However, in this alternate time-line... Hitler survived WWII and is now an American pop-star. All the music you can listen to is by 'Hitler and the Pussycats'.

I wish I could finish my Novel.

granted, now you finish it by pasting pages of a ripped up twilight book, now your book sucks and you get sued for plagiarism.

i wish that i couldn't wish.