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Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:26 pm
by Haseo{Terror of Death}
Granted, your mother is dead

I wish I knew my neighbors better for this stupid BBq

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:29 pm
by Azure Knight
Granted, but your hamburger is poisoned.

I wish Iran would stop building nuclear weapons.

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:32 pm
by Haseo{Terror of Death}
Granted, now they have biological weapons >.> fail

I wish that wifi didn't suck so bad

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:51 pm
by grave robbing adept rogue
granted, but now your house explodes.

i wish i was a female dolphin.

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:57 pm
by Azure Knight
Granted, but you're in a dolphin petting exhibit, and the trainer rapes you.

I wish for my brigade leader armband.

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:09 am
by grave robbing adept rogue
Granted, but on the band is a shwasticka, the cops arrest you and you get anally raped by a guy four times a week.

I wish for nothing.

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:54 pm
by Azure Knight
Granted, but now everything you own is taken from you.

I wish it was raining.

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:31 pm
by nobodyknows
granted. A typhoon has been reported on Pluto. that planet doesn't exist anymore.

I wish Arakune did more damage with his combo attacks

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:33 pm
by Azure Knight
Granted. It does 0.00000001 more damage.

I wish I has a new PS3 controller.

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:02 pm
by Haseo{Terror of Death}
Granted, *gives you a box* OPEN IT!!!
*While you open it a the acid on the bow slowly eats your fingers, and when you open the bow, you fine only the shell of a PS3 controller, missing analog sticks*

I wish for a thriller jacket =D

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:05 pm
by Azure Knight
Granted, but it zombifys you.

I wish I could use ZA WARUDO!

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:18 pm
by nobodyknows
granted, but it backfires. You're now frozen in time. Forever.

I wish that there was more Arakune fanart

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:25 pm
by Haseo{Terror of Death}
Granted, granted, a batch of stick figures titled Arakune are spread throughout the internet

I wish I had a million dollars

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:38 pm
by TheSorrow
Granted, now your house is visited by the FBI for doing the greatest bank robbery in the millenia, and are sent to the most deadly prision in the world.

I wish i could go to more awesome rock concerts around here

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:55 pm
by grave robbing adept rogue
Granted, the biggest mosh pitt of all time starts and someone puls oout a battle axe and kills your parents, than the man is stepped on and killed by none other than Megatron who blast you with his godmodded cannon.

I wish for nothing, that i had nothing and that everything was nothing. (Good Luck if you mess this up i will point out how illogical it is to corrupt nothing.)

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:03 pm
by Haseo{Terror of Death}
Oh ho ho! Can't corrupt nothing? XD You are indeed a foolish mortal

Granted, you have nothing, and everything you see is nothing, you are dead, and in death your body becomes nothing, and for the rest of all of eternity and passed, you have nothing, and go mad, but nothing happens, and for the rest of eternity you are talking to yourself alone, wishing to have gone to hell or heaven to avoid the eternal nothingness

I wish grave wasn't trying to make our heads explode

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:24 pm
by TheSorrow
Granted, he becomes so intelligent and telling us everything so clearly that he even surpasses AuraTwilight and SilentOp together

I wish i didn't doom us all with the reply i just made

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:27 pm
by Haseo{Terror of Death}
I'm so sorry...but...that wish cannot happen

I wish I could die now before the evil happens

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:36 am
by wave killer
Granted, but now you have to deal with the evil after death.

I wish I could stop wanting to die but want to live on at the same time.

Re: Corrupt a Wish Game

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:23 am
by Azure Knight
Granted, but you live on forever in agonizing physical and mental pain.

I wish I wasn't so tired.