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granted. you're jetissoned into space because you're a fish monster. what now?

I wish that my PSP would fix itself at an affordable flat-rate of £10 an hour :<

Granted, but it's actually at 10 euros a second. And it takes 5 hours.

I wish the other topics didn't get locked...

that won't change anything =_='

I wish that we could have another hang-out-and-chat topic >.>

Granted, but now the admins lock it.

I wish i could unattach and reattach my jaw like a snake so i can swallow things whole without choking.

Granted, but you accidentally rip your jaw off.

I wish I had super shooting snake venom!

Granted. Not telling you where you "shoot" that venom from, but let me tell you, going to the bathroom will never be the same ever again.

I wish i had 1337 skills as those characters in the movie Hackers, to make a virus that eats all your files using a cookie monster gif.

Granted, but The Count later kills you with giant numbers.

I wish I had a new game idea that wouldn't get locked.

and I wanted a supercar for christmas :<

I wish that billy mays could get a deal into heaven.

Granted, but his infomercials are trumped by God's.

I wish I knew what a supercar was...

*Runs over Azure with supercar*
Granted.

I wish Predators would be released already.

Granted. All of the sexual Predators are released from prison, and they all find you and rape you. Congrats.

I wish I had a flying submarine.

Granted, but the sky terrorists hit it with an RPG, and it kills everyone but you, your friends, and your family. Now hundreds of deaths are on your conscience.

I wish Metal Gear Rising was out already.

Granted, but due to the combination of you wanting it rushed and it not being produced or Directed by Hideo Kojima himself, its even shittier than we thought.

I wish Kojima was directing and producing MGS:Rising.

Granted, but now the entire game is about naked Raiden.

I wish Kojima would kill MGS and work on Zone of the Enders.

granted.. but -I'll kill myself after saying this - It gets pushed back ANOTHER year due to budget problems >.<

*shoots self in head*

I wish that ZOE3 would come out before 2011

Granted, it comes out in December 31, 2010, and programmers were so drunk they forgot to add stuff and it's an uplayable game

I wish i would understand Ubuntu better to be actually able to do stuff with it

granted, you understand it, but can't use it. EVER.

I wish that Blazblue wasn't region locked for the 360

Granted, but now it's an 8-bit sidescroller.

I wish I wasn't so bored.