.hack//GU//Outakes! (Warning: Potential Spoilers.)

Azure crow · Post by **Azure crow** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:13 pm

Larry the cable guy said:

I don't care who you are,thats funny right there

[/quote]

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:44 pm

After the good year blimp goes by,another one appears...but this one has a town on top of it...

Haseo:O_O???WTF?!?!?!
*haseo is transported to the town..*
Tartaga:Good,you have the white AIDA in you....
haeo:white AIDA?
Tartaga:When ovan became part of the world,he somehow created an oppistie of AIDA,White AIDA....it brings out the good emotions in people...thats why you arent so much of an asshole right now....
HASeo:O_O...youve been watching me?
*Sherton pops up*
SHerton:Yes we have,we have cameras in more place then Yata....like your shower,your room....your secret place where you think nobody can see you or hear you...
Haseo:O_O...uh oh....
Tartaga:What is you opjective in the world?
Haseo:well...it was to defeat tri-edge...then i found out kite was a good guy...we had tea...found out Ovan was tri-edge...wanted to PWN him...then the monkey turned out to be CUbia and then he was DD and out inside the system....now i have todefeat the the monkey...BUT I CANT!!!ITS SOOOO CUTE!!!!!AND CUDDLELY!!!AND FUFFY!!!!
Tartaga:fu^&ing pansy....look,we are going to give you a power using the WHite AIDA to make you powerful enough to kill the CUbia Monkey...
Haseo:b-but..i cant h-hurt the mo-monkey....

Sherton:get a grip,the monkey isnt in real life...in cant feel pain,and its evil...think of it as the evil little monkey from that movie with Ben Stiller...
Haseo:but dexter was a cute monkey...
Tartaga:ok...we are just gonna brainwash you then...
Haseo:your gonna make me forget monkeys...?
Sherton:bascially...
Haseo:and i can have shino back if i do this?
Sherton:....sure...why not...
Haseo:...o...o...k..
*so haseo gets the reconstruction and brain washing...and for some reason...his ass got bigger...*
Tartaga:Looks good...i especially like the ass....
Sherton:Shut up...Haseo,what is your favorite animal that you cant harm...
Haseo:....KITTIES!!!!I LOVE KITTIES!!!!THEY ARE JUST SO ADORABLE AND FUFFY!!!!
Sherton:how do you feel about monkeys...
haseo:im gratful that they were there for us to evolve from,but they served thier person...time to go monkey huntin'....
*Haseo returns to the normal parts of the world*
Gaspard:HASEO!!!!COOL OUTF-*haseo shot him in the head*
haseo:monkeys should die...wheres ovan..its time to go....

to be continued...if i feel like it....

Azure crow · Post by **Azure crow** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:11 pm

to be continued...if i feel like it....

allow me.

1 day later:
*Sherton finds haseo once again in the mddle of that mysterious desert,hurt,not dead,but hurt*

Sherton:Haseo,what happened,I thaought you could kill that cubia monkey.
Haseo:Sherton...it wasn't the cubia monkey,it's been decieving us all along....it's...it's...
Sherton:What is it!?!?!
Haseo:It's the monkey from family guy!!!!!all it did was point,and i stared,confused,then its finger turned into the gungam seed buster rifle,then it shot......WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also,it threw a rock at me....
Sherton:We will not rest until you have been avenged haseo.
*haseo's data breaks into peices,then fades*
a message on shertons com link:Sherton,the net slum blimp had been destroyed.
Sherton:Well,we still have the...
the massage:the good year blimp is also gone,destroyed my a monkey and some rocks.
Sherton:aw,crap

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:21 pm

Azure crow wrote:
to be continued...if i feel like it....
allow me.

1 day later:
*Sherton finds haseo once again in the mddle of that mysterious desert,hurt,not dead,but hurt*

Sherton:Haseo,what happened,I thaought you could kill that cubia monkey.
Haseo:Sherton...it wasn't the cubia monkey,it's been decieving us all along....it's...it's...
Sherton:What is it!?!?!
Haseo:It's the monkey from family guy!!!!!all it did was point,and i stared,confused,then its finger turned into the gungam seed buster rifle,then it shot......WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also,it threw a rock at me....
Sherton:We will not rest until you have been avenged haseo.
*haseo's data breaks into peices,then fades*
a message on shertons com link:Sherton,the net slum blimp had been destroyed.
Sherton:Well,we still have the...
the massage:the good year blimp is also gone,destroyed my a monkey and some rocks.
Sherton:aw,crap

i was joking...shoulda put that...i gonna continue...but that was good....i might take so elements from it...

Azure crow · Post by **Azure crow** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:24 pm

i know you were goin to continue,i just wanted to get my 2 cents in,i read you and i thought,hey,what if G.U. ended with haseo being pked by the family guy monkey with the buster rifle?
then i posted.
Anyway,I like writing funny death scenes....even when muffins are involved...

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:28 pm

Azure crow wrote:i know you were goin to continue,i just wanted to get my 2 cents in,i read you and i thought,hey,what if G.U. ended with haseo being pked by the family guy monkey with the buster rifle?
then i posted.
Anyway,I like writing funny death scenes....even when muffins are involved...

family guy and gundum....i can see herro coming outta nowhere

Herro:come...and fight me...here and now...
Haseo:SKEITTTHHH!!!!*gundum skeith appears*
Herro:O_O....another Gundom Wing?IM OUTTA HERE!!!!
HAseo:WHERE YOU GOING?!?!?*dds herro and his gundum....skeith transfors and has the buster rifle,and laser sword...and of course...WINGS!!!!*
Skeiths an ANgel...
*this skeith shall be called Balmung Skeith Gundum Wing.

Azure crow · Post by **Azure crow** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:31 pm

Kira and Athrin suddenly come out of nowhere in the freedom and the justice,and Haseo pwns and dd's them both,then the entirity of the zaft forces prepares there attack on the world,with lawyers to sue the makers of 3rd form skeith

Ack,I'm following me again!!!Go away me!!

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:33 pm

Azure crow wrote:Kira and Athrin suddenly come out of nowhere in the freedom and the justice,and Haseo pwns and dd's them both,then the entirity of the zaft forces prepares there attack on the world,with lawyers to sue the makers of 3rd form skeith

Ack,I'm following me again!!!Go away me!!

lawyers are uber pwnd...Balmung Skeith Gundum wings is invincable....

Multi-edge · Post by **Multi-edge** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:35 pm

[quote="haseoxth"][quote="Azure crow"]i know you were goin to continue,i just wanted to get my 2 cents in,i read you and i thought,hey,what if G.U. ended with haseo being pked by the family guy monkey with the buster rifle?
then i posted.
Anyway,I like writing funny death scenes....even when muffins are involved...[/quote]

family guy and gundum....i can see herro coming outta nowhere

Herro:come...and fight me...here and now...
Haseo:SKEITTTHHH!!!!*gundum skeith appears*
Herro:O_O....another Gundom Wing?IM OUTTA HERE!!!!
HAseo:WHERE YOU GOING?!?!?*dds herro and his gundum....skeith transfors and has the buster rifle,and laser sword...and of course...WINGS!!!!*
Skeiths an ANgel...
*this skeith shall be called Balmung Skeith Gundum Wing.[/quote]

YAAAAAAAAAAA! Go Balmung Skeith Gundum Wing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go, Fight, WIN

Azure crow · Post by **Azure crow** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:37 pm

then it come...the entire justice league,spongebob squarepants cast,and simpsons guest appearance's.with a monkey to guide them...you know what monkey I'm talking about...
Together they are...the yellow league of square sponges and banana squad specialists,

YLSBSS for short.

The monkey takes out two buster rifles,and grows dragon wings,and they join the fray between haseo and the remaining zaft forces.

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:38 pm

Azure crow wrote:then it come...the entire justice league,spongebob squarepants cast,and simpsons guest appearance's.with a monkey to guide them...you know what monkey I'm talking about...
Together they are...the yellow league of square sponges and banana squad specialists,

YLSBSS for short.

The monkey takes out two buster rifles,and grows dragon wings,and they join the fray between haseo and the remaining zaft forces.

BSGW:O_O....HEART DRAIN!!!!
Monkey CUbia:O_O....thief...
everybody is put into a coma....Balmung Skeith Gundum Wing wins....invincable...

Multi-edge · Post by **Multi-edge** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:41 pm

SpongeBob?

I hate SpongeBob! I'm breaking the 5th barriar and killing him myself

(Goes into room and grabs samurai sword then comes back and jumps into computer. Then begins to mutilate SpongeBob.) If anyone else wants some, come get it.

Azure crow · Post by **Azure crow** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:42 pm

firstly,Drain heartnot heart drain,
secondly,monkey is immune to data drain,or anything along that line,
thirly,the final one on one showdown begins!!!!
also ovan was there with a bag of popcorn and a cheese sandwitch,watching

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:43 pm

Multi-edge wrote:SpongeBob? I hate SpongeBob! I'm breaking the 5th barriar and killing him myself (Goes into room and grabs samurai sword then comes back and jumps into computer. Then begins to mutilate SpongeBob.) If anyone else wants some, come get it.

AFro Samurai said come and get some....

*BSGW DD Afro Samurai...skeith grows an Afro....*

Vahn Staffear · Post by **Vahn Staffear** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:45 pm

Meanwhile with Ovan

*Trauma Center Briefing opeation music plays*

Angie:Today we will be extracting a new Virus, AIDA from the Patient Ovan, and his vitals are droping quickly we need to operate fast.

Dr. Stiles: Ok got it Lets begin the operation

*Stiles puts some anibiotic gel on his arm and cuts him open, when they look inside they see black dots*

Angie: Oh my God!!! Doctor try grabing them with the forceps then burning them wth the lazer

Stiles: Ok

*he does exactly that and the AIDA slowly disolves*

Angie: now lets close him up.

*Stiles closes him up*

Stiles: Congrats Ovan your gonna be ok we removed the AIDA.

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:46 pm

he shoulda died....

Multi-edge · Post by **Multi-edge** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:47 pm

[quote="haseoxth"][quote="Multi-edge"]SpongeBob?

I hate SpongeBob! I'm breaking the 5th barriar and killing him myself

(Goes into room and grabs samurai sword then comes back and jumps into computer. Then begins to mutilate SpongeBob.) If anyone else wants some, come get it.[/quote]

AFro Samurai said come and get some....

*BSGW DD Afro Samurai...skeith grows an Afro....*[/quote]

Ya. But I'm not Samuel L. Jackson... I'm Jamuel L. Sackson, the opisite(sp) of Samuel L. Jackson. I'm not in crappy movies(not including Star Wars) and I don't curse 24/7. Also, I said come get it, not come get some.

Azure crow · Post by **Azure crow** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:47 pm

monkey looks scared,shoots buster rifles,while doing advances flying routine around skeith,while....well it's up to you,your move Haseoxth....

haseoxth · Post by **haseoxth** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:53 pm

Azure crow wrote:monkey looks scared,shoots buster rifles,while doing advances flying routine around skeith,while....well it's up to you,your move Haseoxth....

Afro Balmung Skeith Gundum wing:This is too much work....
*Afros starts to cover skeiths body....the ball of impervious hair starts to roll and killanything in its path...sponge boob pieces stick to hair...*
your move Azure Crow....

Multi-edge · Post by **Multi-edge** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:54 pm

Wow. This is getting interesting. Hey Ovan, give me some of that popcorn