Corrupt a Wish Game

[DamienCreater]

Granted but all your arrows turn into jelly.

I wish for world peace.

[Theo]

Greanted, your bedroom is at room war with the rats, insects and any other infestations you may have.

I wish I was high.

[nobodyknows]

granted.. but you get run over while you're high.

I wish for the most dangerous, untame, horrible, uncorruptable animal to be sitting in my cellar, ready to kill me!!

[DamienCreater]

Granted, but it doesn 't kill you, it tickles tortures you... O_o

I wish for 200 yards of rope...I don't know why...

[Theo]

Granted, but you somehow manage to strangle yourself with it.

I wish I was at home.

[DamienCreater]

Granted but your home was transported into outer space and you suffocate.

I wish I could breath underwater, on land, and in outerspace!

[nobodyknows]

granted... but you end up being eaten by a polar bear at the zoo...

I wish to be batter at art... even though I'm already amazing at it ¬_¬...

[Theo]

Granted, you art teacher now shows you how not to draw, starting with scribbles.

I wish Dr. Pepper didn't have a nasty after taste.

[AuraTwilight]

Granted, now EVERYTHING EXCEPT DR. PEPPER has that nasty aftertaste, even air.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[DamienCreater]

Granted but it is covered with shaving cream...

I wish that wishes wouldn't be wished.

[nobodyknows]

granted... but it only applies to you. all your wishes are now ignored!

I wish for a wish that wasn't corrupted....

[DamienCreater]

Granted but you just used the uncorrupted wish, sucks for you!

I wish that my wishes weren't ignored...

[Theo]

Granted, your wishes now fall upon deaf ears.

I wish I wasn't just food poisoned. >_<;

[DamienCreater]

Granted but your mouth is melted shut and your stomach is cut out and you can never eat again...and die...

I wish 'The World' was a real online game...except without the falling into a coma danger and stuff....and I could still play it, and my computer wouldn't break, and that I wouldn't die...

[nobodyknows]

It is... It's made by CCX... and it sucks balls..

I wish that religious wars just stopped

[DamienCreater]

Granted but religion disappears from the plant and law turned up-side-down.

I wish I could fly.

[nobodyknows]

granted, but you get mangled by a jet engine, which crashes and burns as a result of your careless flying =/...

I wish that gordon brown wasn't the prime minister in britain =/..

[DamienCreater]

Granted, but George Bush somehow becomes prime minister! Oh no!

I wish zombies would devour my enemies...

[nobodyknows]

granted.. BUT THEY COME FOR JOO TOO!! NUUUU D=!!

I wish that noobs actually spoke proper english for once >_<....
(note: english is underlined in red on my computer screen.. does that mean it isn't a word????)

[Theo]

Granted they now speak like English ppl and annoy you with their accent.

I wish for more .Hack on [adult swim]